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Oh, I forgot, playboy. I got some mo'.
all: Mm-hmm.
Don't look away. all: Flexorcism! Flexorcism!
And even if you were, you know people.
This is awesome!
I'm successful. I know people.
Okay, hey, hey, I'll shut the fuck up,
- Yes.
What--I'm sorry, you are just--
- Right? - Ooh!
I don't understand.
come get these cheeks at the park,
So if you saw a homeless person eating sushi,
"I ain't got potential.
you're getting a bit-- - All right, y'all.
Look at you with that new box and little buckets.
Brother, leave that attitude at the door,
* Making decorations from Spam *
or the fat cats down in Washington.
- Fuck you doing, newbie?
And sometimes, I sleep in the shower,
- Now, I'm so sorry,
- Come on, anything you can do to help me out.
- [laughs]
to fuck on you.
- Because he rented a Lamborghini.
Nobody gets hit, nobody goes to jail,
so I can pass out and wake up early.
Is about success.
- That's exactly right, Dr. Sam.
[hip-hop music]
Chris' prized possession is his mall cart jewelry.
- I get it. He's like a business magician.
- Cuckoo-cuckoo! Ay-ay-ay-ay!
It's the poor man's DMT.
- Gonna hit this bar real quick,
and ready to start maniflexing?
- So you want two slave masters?
in this room.
- Cheryl? - Now, is that any way
- Yeah. Shut the fuck up, Langston.
- So you just out here being nasty for real.
Yeah, she's like the unhoused madam around here.
I can't have an aesthetic?
Some loose beans.
by the hollowed-out TV if anybody wanna get
- Nobody wear cleats. - Sorry about that.
- Excuse me? - Just chill.
and sandwich meat
So that means that a 50-year-old man
- Yeah. Go ahead.
[babbling]
- Hey, listen here, khaki onesie,
As soon as we finish this seminar,
She needs him, dog. It's so funny.
all: Mm-hmm.
[chatter]
You just a fucking penguin.
- I guess I never knew