Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, my God. - Boone Jackson?
I just haven't spread my wings yet, you know?
- Yeah! Go, Cheryl! - Yeah!
I'm gonna be the boss around here someday.
Nigga, go get it!
7:00! - I can't believe you, man.
[imitating motorcycle]
we got rocks that happen to fit as puzzle pieces.
Got my fucking marshmallows all soggy.
- Oh, there's not much to understand.
Little Mr. T. hair. Come on. Old man that's all in brown.
till you found out they make my penis happy.
with the modern Black man.
and I can't give 'em the safety net
become a bad thing?
Still paying it off, but the one day I had it?
- [laughs]
Who this nigga think he is, Kathy Griffin?
getting bounced around by cops and thots?
in my cereal time got me fucked up.
Let's start unlocking some mo-tential!
The net. Money.
and unlike you, I can help them without using my dick.
Who want to play kickball? Hat. Hat.
- [laughs] By the time you start getting ready
Ain't a single bad bitch on Earth
You gotta scream into the Booniverse!
and a battery in my back.
[all cheering]
- Aw, man. - [laughs]
- Go! Go, girl! - Go win some!
Hey, shut the fuck up.
Boone isn't being funny.
she was gonna end up with Birdman
Boone puts confident language in my head
- What the fuck did I just smoke, Cheryl?
but they do not.
A sommelier of snatch, if you will.
- Yeah, sometimes I do,
- I'm a whole lot of nigga, bro.
- What the fuck? - Ooh-ooh!
That's why we like Chris, because at the end of the day,
Shooting firecrackers,
- Shut up, Jak.
A horn!
not a nigga who stands on his tippy-toes in his pictures.
all: Mm-hmm.