Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The net. Money.
- [laughs]
Who want to play kickball? Hat. Hat.
Ain't a single bad bitch on Earth
- What the fuck did I just smoke, Cheryl?
- [laughs] By the time you start getting ready
You gotta scream into the Booniverse!
- Go! Go, girl! - Go win some!
till you found out they make my penis happy.
A horn!
Nigga, go get it!
all: Mm-hmm.
I just haven't spread my wings yet, you know?
- Yeah, sometimes I do,
Who this nigga think he is, Kathy Griffin?
and unlike you, I can help them without using my dick.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
become a bad thing?
Boone puts confident language in my head
- What the fuck? - Ooh-ooh!
Still paying it off, but the one day I had it?
- Oh, my God. - Boone Jackson?
- Yeah! Go, Cheryl! - Yeah!
Little Mr. T. hair. Come on. Old man that's all in brown.
she was gonna end up with Birdman
I'm gonna be the boss around here someday.
we got rocks that happen to fit as puzzle pieces.
Got my fucking marshmallows all soggy.
- I'm a whole lot of nigga, bro.
and I can't give 'em the safety net
Shooting firecrackers,
Boone isn't being funny.
in my cereal time got me fucked up.
Let's start unlocking some mo-tential!
A sommelier of snatch, if you will.
but they do not.
7:00! - I can't believe you, man.
- Aw, man. - [laughs]
getting bounced around by cops and thots?
[imitating motorcycle]
- Shut up, Jak.
- Oh, there's not much to understand.
with the modern Black man.
[all cheering]
That's why we like Chris, because at the end of the day,
and a battery in my back.
not a nigga who stands on his tippy-toes in his pictures.