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- Okay. Well, then let 'em stay here.
so they can spend it on something better,
Look at that. They do tricks.
here's a brother, okay,
First of all, they're unhoused,
- He's this dude who's like a Tony Robbins
- Christopher, are you drunk?
Throw my chain as sacrifice.
- Oh, yeah.
Anyways, men fuck broke bitches all the time.
Wayne did a kickflip. Yah! - Mm-hmm.
[Rich Homie Quan's "Type of Way" playing]
I'm actually good at.
- $140?
Boop. And sometimes, I sleep in people's cars,
Residentially-challenged. - I heard that before.
- Can't nobody stop you, except you.
you roll up the windows all fast,
- Dude, you gotta take it easy, okay?
for the drought, you're already in the desert
- Cool.
Like, plural?
They can't even begin to stay ten toes down
- They spend more time coming up with words for this shit
- That sounds fun. - That's gang, for real.
Hey, what's up, player? How you feeling, man?
You're not ready to maniflex.
- You're our leader, for sure.
Sure, we need food and beds and all that other stuff,
All right, you're showing 'em a rug,
You're fucking my situation up, man.
Gives you great coverage during peak sun.
to get life advice from anyone, really.
- All right, all right. - Please.
- Mr. Boone, I am so sorry.
- Fuck you! - Kickball!
How is what Chris doing any different?
I'm a hero in this story!
And don't wear nothing shiny.
[coughs] Nigga coughing.
That's why I listen to Boone Jackson's podcast.
I've been meaning to switch up the layout,
- Is this side table mid-century?