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so just really wanted to give myself a dope setup.
in the valet lot.
why don't you bully the people who put us here, huh?
- Drinking your pee.
my only solution is to just take my L.
both: I ain't got potential! I got mo-tential!
I make one phone call to get you fucked.
- You know, every time they walk up to your car,
- Don't call me L. Kelly!
Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?
- Uh, because it's corny as hell.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm. - Who's Boone Jackson?
I throw chains and I throw these hands.
Sherbet ice cream. Oreo milkshake.
- Well, tell them niggas,
[piano music]
Give it to me.
- [laughs] [all shushing]
he's just a big dummy we can run through, you know?
I'm gonna respect your place. - Ooh-hoo-hoo!
And the city moves 'em around all the time,
to start taking distributions, huh, huh?
but we need thots too.
- Sit down! - Bite. Bite hat.
What's up, dog? - Hey, what's up?
You were just the most successful person at our job.
[in slow-mo] Drinking your pee.
- You gotta move east or hit a shelter.
and a pinecone hits me in the head, and I wake up.
on the other side of the underpass.
- [babbling] Yellow Starburst. Red Starburst.
- Move, boy. Get out the way.
Cool people who wouldn't just come down to your tent
- Hmm, see, that's why I got that tarp, you know?
- You know, in Spanish,
you would slap it out their hand,
'cause you eat candy at 9:00 a.m.
lookin' like a bottle of Fabuloso.
That very next week, I had a Lamborghini.