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for niggas who put rims on they Altimas.
unlocking they potential.
Run, Cheryl!
Whew. [sighs]
I don't care if he got
You need to wake up on Friday...
Watch this. [clears throat]
- Stupid raccoon bitch. I'll kill you.
"No, no, no!
Listen, they're victims, with their cans of beans
Hey, Cheryl.
to the nicest cardboard duvet on the block.
so I gotta find 'em, like an Easter egg hunt.
No coaster, you know? Go ahead. Raw dog it.
Some Sacag--do me a little-- just loose beans
not your neck.
but you've been possessed by a broke demon,
for these people?
We're not gonna take it!"
Body like Beyoncé, face like Iago.
- Nigga, what? This turtle got a horn!
and saying to yourself, you're gonna go get it.
and you're gonna end up with the yellers,
Oh, it can go underwater, too? That's sick!
- Ooh! [applause]
Keep you squares out of my circle.
I taught y'all better than this!
- Oh, no, nigga. - Bro, don't do that.
Listen, you fresh bitch,
[cheering]
Toni kissed Birdman.
tossin' penis and suckin' salad.
- What? - Maniflex!
- Okay. Don't join in on this.
- Hey, yo, whose plantation would you work for
[laughs] - What the fuck?
like honey buns or playing kickball,
- Now you got a nigga fucked up.
- Stop.
- Ooh, look like somebody hit the lottery.
you have no idea what I'm talking about.
and we've been here, like, a million months.
Whoever gave you that fufu chain hates your guts
I think I'm doing the correct amount.
But then I thought, well,
- Yes!
more degrees than a thermometer.
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