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more degrees than a thermometer.
[cheering]
- Hey, yo, whose plantation would you work for
- Oh, no, nigga. - Bro, don't do that.
- Ooh! [applause]
Toni kissed Birdman.
Listen, you fresh bitch,
I think I'm doing the correct amount.
But then I thought, well,
unlocking they potential.
like honey buns or playing kickball,
- What? - Maniflex!
- Ooh, look like somebody hit the lottery.
Keep you squares out of my circle.
to the nicest cardboard duvet on the block.
but you've been possessed by a broke demon,
Whew. [sighs]
tossin' penis and suckin' salad.
Oh, it can go underwater, too? That's sick!
No coaster, you know? Go ahead. Raw dog it.
I don't care if he got
Body like Beyoncé, face like Iago.
[laughs] - What the fuck?
and saying to yourself, you're gonna go get it.
- Nigga, what? This turtle got a horn!
You need to wake up on Friday...
- Stupid raccoon bitch. I'll kill you.
not your neck.
- Okay. Don't join in on this.
so I gotta find 'em, like an Easter egg hunt.
- Yes!
Some Sacag--do me a little-- just loose beans
Whoever gave you that fufu chain hates your guts
Run, Cheryl!
for these people?
- Stop.
Listen, they're victims, with their cans of beans
for niggas who put rims on they Altimas.
and you're gonna end up with the yellers,
I taught y'all better than this!
"No, no, no!
Watch this. [clears throat]
Hey, Cheryl.
We're not gonna take it!"
you have no idea what I'm talking about.
and we've been here, like, a million months.
- Now you got a nigga fucked up.