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Why buy a saw if I had no stuff to cut?
I said, I love U2.
Take a picture! Take a picture! And you better smile this time.
I can't believe my girlfriend's dragging me to the ballet.
- Help me. - Yeah.
Remember, when surgical residents sense insecurity, they attack.
He's right, they do.
Which I do, by the way. And I'm not ashamed of it.
So get up and get away...
I'm gonna tell him.
you sold me down the river, huh?
I was talking about U2 the band. You know what? It's fine.
then, gosh, you two aren't gonna have any time
That's it?
I just had her varnished, so don't touch.
I guess that explains why your ass is still on the payroll, huh?
$200 to show up at rounds and sing Ding-Dong, Kelso's Dead?
You were so desperate for the approval of all these stupid surgeons
He probably thinks I was saying it the way you would say "I love eggs."