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As far as the girl goes, you keep her off balance.
The zoo is closed. You're fine.
- Oh, my gosh. - Get off the road!
I'll wait.
- you really need to go bathroom ? - it's my bladder !
Get it.
Now it's getting weird.
I didn't think so.
If he's going to the wedding, he needs a date.
Yeah, your pudding cup, man. Get it out front. Remove the mystery.
I'm gonna stop you right there.
Hey, babe, how was your day? Did you sell a lot of cars?
- I am tired. I'm back in. - Me too.
You were so great. I gotta say, you are really getting there.
That you would turn into the guy that I'd always dreamed of being with.
I'd like to bring up the guy who is responsible...
What did you just say?
And I can teach you how to give yourself a bath with your nose.
- Your name's Gale. - What?
- He's fine, he's... - No, no.
So will you marry me?
We laugh until we can't breathe.
Oh, God.
How're you gonna hold me? You have no thumbs.
Hey, come on. No, you're not married yet.
Canadian bears are wild.
In fact, fleeing is the new fighting.
There you go. That's what we're talking about.
Get in.
She said, and I quote, "Griffin has potential." Potential.
I do.
Griffin, this is my ex-boyfriend, Gale.
bam, I'm happy now.
She's okay.
Got your favorite.
Great calves. Of course I don't have calves.
And then you would, like, follow me around.
- Madame, please, don't touch that. - Sorry.
It wasn't so much a zoo. It was more an animal farm.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Hi.
- Do you love it? - Trying to complete the pose ....
- Turn everything into a home game. - There's gotta be another way.
Yeah.
See, when I take down a female, I...
What is he doing?
There was a zoo in New Hampshire that was coming after me pretty hard.
Breathe. Breathe.
He can't leave. He's the best zookeeper we ever had.
Oh, my God.
For the last five years.
Look, if you're here just to yank my chain...
I totally think this is working.
I'm so glad I met you.
Oh, you said...
I am so happy right now.
Anyway, you need to unlock your inner bear.
Then the sea lion lets me go. Thirty seconds later, I resurface.
- Really? - Yes, yeah. Yes, yeah.
Have a good one.
Were you there, huh?
It's gonna be very hard to unsee that.
What was I supposed to do? Her ex-boyfriend showed up.
Hey Griffin, Rebecca and I are going.. - Hey.
And for you?
- No, no, no. - This guy's untrainable.
Hey.
I leave this tree, I'm slapping you silly.
And on a side note, I may have crushed an ostrich getting here.
Not buying it. You can't see what's happening here?
I just sold her an extended warranty we don't even have.
Besides, Griffin's got no shot at this girl.
- That's not instilling confidence. - Sorry.
All right! Time to make Griffin look like a hero.
Stop it.
Yeah, I was dating a kodiak model.
My gosh, you're right. It's rush hour, I'll never make it.
Griffin Constantine Keyes.
Look, any other day, that kid would've been lunch.
- Kate's coming. - What?
Is to be seen with another female.
It's pretty good.
What's going on?
What?
Franky.
Get that baby spinning, have it land in a circle.
You're like a daredevil.
I'm not sure, kind of like a disco ball though. Look at that.
Don't know if he's gonna come around. - Don't get discouraged.
- You have a woman's name. - No.
- Take a cookie, sweetie. - Oh, thanks, Mrs. D.
Thanks.
If you would say, "Let us knock off a gas station," I'd do it right now.