Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You got it.
Great Cheney's Ghost! You win.
I never thought you'd join the Army.
Okay.
Attention!
Homer, with all the things you've done...
That was our last Christmas card.
Not that Army, the one from Stripes!
But I am gonna give you a special assignment.
Well, you may not be the smartest guys in the Army.
Among the many things we learned in Vietnam...
I'd give anything to hear Homer's voice.
US government policy is very clear.
Well, I have a little plan to fix their wagon.
this'll be the first time I ever watered down my booze.
We're telling off-color jokes and laughing as a group.
and see a part of the world that tourists never go to.
This means war.
Surrender? Never.
Terrific. Now call Lindsay Naegle.
Get a free pair of boots?
Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
We are rounding up and detaining all men who are fat or bald,
I flushed a potato down the toilet.
Never before has the Army accepted recruits
Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I ever...
Oh. Guess I'd better do my part.
in America's next unresolvable conflict.
Y-You used to be cool and then you got promoted.
Ooh, tell me.
Well, we'll just have to go younger.
Every USSF member 10 minutes after the first High-altitude nuclear explosion in the next major conflict
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