Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get a free pair of boots?
Well, we'll just have to go younger.
Among the many things we learned in Vietnam...
this'll be the first time I ever watered down my booze.
Ooh, tell me.
This means war.
Terrific. Now call Lindsay Naegle.
US government policy is very clear.
Surrender? Never.
I flushed a potato down the toilet.
Not that Army, the one from Stripes!
Okay.
in America's next unresolvable conflict.
Well, I have a little plan to fix their wagon.
I'd give anything to hear Homer's voice.
Y-You used to be cool and then you got promoted.
Never before has the Army accepted recruits
Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I ever...
But I am gonna give you a special assignment.
Great Cheney's Ghost! You win.
I never thought you'd join the Army.
Attention!
That was our last Christmas card.
We're telling off-color jokes and laughing as a group.
Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
We are rounding up and detaining all men who are fat or bald,
Well, you may not be the smartest guys in the Army.
You got it.
Homer, with all the things you've done...
Fur
Oh. Guess I'd better do my part.
and see a part of the world that tourists never go to.
Every USSF member 10 minutes after the first High-altitude nuclear explosion in the next major conflict