Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I have a little plan to fix their wagon.
Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I ever...
Okay.
Never before has the Army accepted recruits
Oh. Guess I'd better do my part.
But I am gonna give you a special assignment.
Get a free pair of boots?
Ooh, tell me.
Terrific. Now call Lindsay Naegle.
We are rounding up and detaining all men who are fat or bald,
Well, you may not be the smartest guys in the Army.
Among the many things we learned in Vietnam...
I'd give anything to hear Homer's voice.
US government policy is very clear.
Fur
in America's next unresolvable conflict.
We're telling off-color jokes and laughing as a group.
This means war.
this'll be the first time I ever watered down my booze.
Y-You used to be cool and then you got promoted.
Homer, with all the things you've done...
Not that Army, the one from Stripes!
Well, we'll just have to go younger.
That was our last Christmas card.
Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
and see a part of the world that tourists never go to.
You got it.
Every USSF member 10 minutes after the first High-altitude nuclear explosion in the next major conflict
I flushed a potato down the toilet.
Surrender? Never.
Attention!
Great Cheney's Ghost! You win.
I never thought you'd join the Army.