Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

this'll be the first time I ever watered down my booze.
Every USSF member 10 minutes after the first High-altitude nuclear explosion in the next major conflict
Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I ever...
in America's next unresolvable conflict.
You got it.
Y-You used to be cool and then you got promoted.
Attention!
Okay.
I flushed a potato down the toilet.
I'd give anything to hear Homer's voice.
Well, you may not be the smartest guys in the Army.
Never before has the Army accepted recruits
Get a free pair of boots?
We're telling off-color jokes and laughing as a group.
Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
Not that Army, the one from Stripes!
We are rounding up and detaining all men who are fat or bald,
Terrific. Now call Lindsay Naegle.
This means war.
US government policy is very clear.
Ooh, tell me.
Surrender? Never.
Homer, with all the things you've done...
Well, I have a little plan to fix their wagon.
Well, we'll just have to go younger.
But I am gonna give you a special assignment.
and see a part of the world that tourists never go to.
Great Cheney's Ghost! You win.
Oh. Guess I'd better do my part.
That was our last Christmas card.
I never thought you'd join the Army.
Fur
Among the many things we learned in Vietnam...