Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd give anything to hear Homer's voice.
We're telling off-color jokes and laughing as a group.
Ooh, tell me.
Oh. Guess I'd better do my part.
You got it.
Not that Army, the one from Stripes!
Y-You used to be cool and then you got promoted.
I never thought you'd join the Army.
Surrender? Never.
Well, we'll just have to go younger.
That was our last Christmas card.
Well, you may not be the smartest guys in the Army.
Every USSF member 10 minutes after the first High-altitude nuclear explosion in the next major conflict
Terrific. Now call Lindsay Naegle.
This means war.
in America's next unresolvable conflict.
Attention!
Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
and see a part of the world that tourists never go to.
this'll be the first time I ever watered down my booze.
Homer, with all the things you've done...
Get a free pair of boots?
Great Cheney's Ghost! You win.
We are rounding up and detaining all men who are fat or bald,
Fur
US government policy is very clear.
Among the many things we learned in Vietnam...
But I am gonna give you a special assignment.
Never before has the Army accepted recruits
Well, I have a little plan to fix their wagon.
I flushed a potato down the toilet.
Okay.
Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I ever...