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in America's next unresolvable conflict.
Fur
Great Cheney's Ghost! You win.
Every USSF member 10 minutes after the first High-altitude nuclear explosion in the next major conflict
Not that Army, the one from Stripes!
Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
Oh. Guess I'd better do my part.
Well, I have a little plan to fix their wagon.
Ooh, tell me.
Well, we'll just have to go younger.
Homer, with all the things you've done...
But I am gonna give you a special assignment.
Never before has the Army accepted recruits
I never thought you'd join the Army.
Terrific. Now call Lindsay Naegle.
Get a free pair of boots?
We are rounding up and detaining all men who are fat or bald,
Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I ever...
We're telling off-color jokes and laughing as a group.
this'll be the first time I ever watered down my booze.
Surrender? Never.
You got it.
This means war.
That was our last Christmas card.
Among the many things we learned in Vietnam...
and see a part of the world that tourists never go to.
Okay.
Attention!
US government policy is very clear.
I'd give anything to hear Homer's voice.
Y-You used to be cool and then you got promoted.
I flushed a potato down the toilet.
Well, you may not be the smartest guys in the Army.