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Great Cheney's Ghost! You win.
This means war.
this'll be the first time I ever watered down my booze.
Among the many things we learned in Vietnam...
Surrender? Never.
Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I ever...
I never thought you'd join the Army.
in America's next unresolvable conflict.
Oh. Guess I'd better do my part.
Attention!
and see a part of the world that tourists never go to.
That was our last Christmas card.
Well, we'll just have to go younger.
Okay.
Y-You used to be cool and then you got promoted.
Get a free pair of boots?
Not that Army, the one from Stripes!
You got it.
Fur
Well, you may not be the smartest guys in the Army.
We are rounding up and detaining all men who are fat or bald,
I'd give anything to hear Homer's voice.
Ooh, tell me.
But I am gonna give you a special assignment.
Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
US government policy is very clear.
We're telling off-color jokes and laughing as a group.
Every USSF member 10 minutes after the first High-altitude nuclear explosion in the next major conflict
Homer, with all the things you've done...
I flushed a potato down the toilet.
Well, I have a little plan to fix their wagon.
Terrific. Now call Lindsay Naegle.
Never before has the Army accepted recruits
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