Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Among the many things we learned in Vietnam...
Get a free pair of boots?
Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I ever...
in America's next unresolvable conflict.
Y-You used to be cool and then you got promoted.
I'd give anything to hear Homer's voice.
Never before has the Army accepted recruits
Well, you may not be the smartest guys in the Army.
Well, we'll just have to go younger.
Ooh, tell me.
Great Cheney's Ghost! You win.
I flushed a potato down the toilet.
Terrific. Now call Lindsay Naegle.
That was our last Christmas card.
You got it.
This means war.
Attention!
US government policy is very clear.
We are rounding up and detaining all men who are fat or bald,
Surrender? Never.
and see a part of the world that tourists never go to.
We're telling off-color jokes and laughing as a group.
Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
this'll be the first time I ever watered down my booze.
Homer, with all the things you've done...
Fur
Every USSF member 10 minutes after the first High-altitude nuclear explosion in the next major conflict
But I am gonna give you a special assignment.
Oh. Guess I'd better do my part.
Okay.
Well, I have a little plan to fix their wagon.
I never thought you'd join the Army.
Not that Army, the one from Stripes!