Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Always a bunch of clowns. - Excuse me?

Listen. I didn't realize you were an alcoholic.

that maybe Coach Dennis hasn't covered with you.

Tell you what. I'll be right back.

Great. I'll get changed.

We have a late arrival here.

You can't just come in here and start running our lives. It's not fair.

Okay, everybody take five. Chris, come on over here a minute. I'm gonna talk to you.

- Yeah. - Where were you sitting?

Would you like to bet on it?

You accidentally burn down a building, and you get 120 hours of community service?

Throw me the ball. All right.

- You're on. I'm gonna coach the shit out of this team. - Well, assistant coach.

- So I don't want to get in the middle of that. - Oh.

Asians love gambling

You gotta... 'Cause what if I start drinking again?

And go! Very nice.

- I thought that would get me off the hook. - That was dumb, wasn't it?

- That's the guys with the orange vests who pick up trash. - Orange vests.

I got the season schedule right here.

- What should I not pick? - You know exactly what you've done, sir.

You're gonna be coaching the teams.

Hey, um, how's your friend Dennis?

- Uh, I don't know. - You don't know? You guys know where Chris is?

Elbows. Knees. Say it with me once. Ready?

- He lives a block away. I'll be right back. - Dennis, where...

He works with kids?