Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Here I-I need to point out that she's five and not a character from Dynasty.
Oh, sorry. I tried to care.
Don't listen to him. I'm not letting this baby out before midnight.
Oh, my God. Hey!
Phil. Claire-Oh, come on.
If you're lucky, a wedding or two.
Are we still going to be good at this?
Yeah, well, look how well that worked out.
The baby was ready, but I was not.
The best thing about kissing a girl is you get to tell your friends.
Phil, you can't say anything to Kenny.
I'm just a Harry Potter fan. Yeah.
Let's go this way, honey. Oh, Cam, are you wearing a suit to Manny's birth-
It was the most painful 20 minutes of my life.
Okay. Of course. Yes, sweetie.
Oh! Look who's back... again.
Oh, come on, Cam. It's fun.
Kids make fun of you if you get a haircut.
- Phil! - There's no Phil here.
How about I just leave money, I take it?
Nobody's going to make fun of you.
Geekus nerdipithicus in its natural habitat-
No. Everybody's so excited to celebrate with you.
Look, I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, kid. That was rough.