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We are? Jay!
Mom, this is Kenny. And Dad you already met.
Then when he comes in and turns it on,
Daddy, what's in the bag?
Oh, hey, Claire. Um, could you help me with this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- What's this? - Just enjoy it.
- Mm-hmm. - What does that fashion Web site call you again?
and you play him like a fool.
You were wrong about tomato being a vegetable.
We'll be back at 6:00, and we're taking you to a special birthday dinner, okay?
No, you're silly. No, you're always silly.
Ha- Aaah! Aaah!
Stop beating yourself up. Hey, let's go mingle.
And do you think I'm just gonna let this happen? Trust me.
We're going to a street fair, so we'll just meet you guys at the party.
Then there's the kind you never dreamed you'd get to live through again.
Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late.
I don't know yet. But I know that babies make mothers crazy,
Oh, please. If we had actually forgotten his birthday,
Gloria, it's not worth it. We don't need these people. Jay, we need-
he'd be out right now kissing a cute brunette.
And then it got worse.
Now get out.
And thank you for assuming I'm terrible at my job.
That's not the whole point of all this.
She's doing it to get back at you for being so hard on her.
Well, might even make sense to just stay in a hotel.
Oh, I know. I had to reach under your jeans. Uh-
Or not doing a bunch of stuff.
That makes me a little sad.
Reminds me of a certain manager at the Cheesecake Factory that you dated.
Thank you. But the point is that my son is waiting-
- How's your eye, sweetie? - Oh, it's fine. It's just a scratch.
Boom! Comfortable, right?
And the surprised becomes the surpriser.
We love you! We love you! You're the best!