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is home with me and my wife.
God.
Yo: Después de tomar mi batido con proteína en Deleit Delicius
Get away!
Where are we going?
- Whoo-hoo! - Oh!
On the inside.
- Oh, ho! - I'll let you get to it.
Briyoncé
Come on...
Yum!
Cock... roaches, beetles,
Yeah, right.
I've got cheerleading practice, the prom.
Oh, it's like you have to grab on to something,
No!
no strangling the dancers or you are out of here!
I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
I don't know how I could ever thank you.
Where's My COCK!?
If you change your mind, we could drive up together.
Iook...
We're not gonna let a little thing like...
it makes your whole leg tingle?
- Aah! - No!
Oh, my God!
Jessica, you look great!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
...people tend to focus more
I'd hate to see you after you lose a game.
The competition's only a week away.
I just... I want it to be perfect.
I mean, she was a fun ride... no doubt about this...
Come on, now, easy there, big fella.
First of all,
bears the mark of the scorpion tattooed on their back.
What are you, their pimp, and these are your skank hoes?
Aaah!
It's going everywhere!
Agh!
Ah!
QE's watching the Qa's walk by
Good morning.
Hey.
I just wanna see miss sharon's big ass tits !!!!!
Ugh! Ohh!
I want to tell you...
I just... I don't know what I'd do
Non voglio mangiare
he was hiding behind a dumpster with a video camera.
I
Si, si
I think you need more things to fill out your day.
Nigga, prease!
Any sex with a leprechaun?
April, I need you so bad right now.
to the bathroom.
Sorry.
I want to see miss sharon naked !!!!!
1976 1993
April, it's physically impossible
Come on.
We've got a suspect.
or voodoo...
Jessica?! This is where you've been?
Hi.
Silly billy nilly
That's what guys like me like to do.
I don't know.
Gay gay gaaaaaay
I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.
If you ruin April's night, I will have you put away.
I'm used to it.
What's with the scarf?
Girls Girls
Mar...
Ok No
I would do anything for you.
back when you were cheerleading captain, hmm?
I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials.
We used to go out back on Sundays and toss a few baskets,
and now presenting... irene gilliland!
I'll take her.
Good luck at the cheer competition.
- Oh. - Oh.
Uh, no.
I love you, baby.
I mean, we sleep in the same bed.
Hey, thanks for helping me out, man.
I... just was really getting into your story.
Sorry.
you said...
It really is!
Oh, God, that hurt.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I'm crying about my body.
Ski rash.
Christopher, this is going to go straight to your ass!
I mean, my house is built on an old Indian burial ground...