Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey! Can't you read.. Monday night's gay night

Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score.

before I soak my panties.

How do you know for sure, anyway?

When I'm not with her...

Wow, Bianca, you look really good, too.

Hey, uh, so, uh, w-what'd you say your name was?

Stop stop stop stop

You certainly know how to whip up a crowd.

Dude, there's Jessica.

- Okay, ready? - Mm-hmm.

but she is a previously owned vehicle.

If you let him go all the way, then you are a...

Where is my bride?

and play Scrabble with my little brother.

What the hell is that?!

I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here.

Honey, if you don't want her as your mama,

But he's different now , he's change somehow.

your national dish.

Somebody shit in the locker

And when I touch you here...

which is like a waterfall waiting to explode.

Uh, yeah. Whatever. Go for it.

"Miss sharon ??!!!! No way !!!!!"

but you can put your weed in there.

Mazel tov, baby!

You can do it! Come on!

It's a gas station.

You are my bestest, bestest friend.

My wedding dress. Quickly, put it on.

Oh! I've never done this before.

who actually have prior janitorial experience.

There's your bag of fertilizer.

What's Santeria?

you're freaking me out.

Would you stop with the damn drumming?

Yo: Después de tomar mi batido con proteína en Deleit Delicius

You stay away from me!

Boy, she used to be wild.

Damn, I love the smell of fresh-cut grass.

That is the gayest thing I have ever heard.

You can Put Your Weed In There

She's only gonna make us wait an hour this time?

I just want to meet you halfway.

It's okay. It's on the house.

Ugh! Who is that?

Soon you'll live your life in jewels and not chains.

Sorry. Accident.

Gay gay gay gay

I need to tell you something...

It's really you.

Booger, hurry up!

Why don't you and I go to the prom together?

- Tell... - It might sound kind of crazy.

wish they were women's breasts

and... so I can pay off some gambling debts.

some of the mean and hurtful things you say and do to them.

He didn't even ask me to the prom.

I just want to fuck miss sharon !!!!!

So you're saying that you had nothing to do with this.

You walk right by Crazy Nail, no say hi me.

I am so lesbian right now

It's just a spider.

You always said you'd love me no matter what.

Eat that nut-strap biatch!

Who's gonna pay for that, asshole?

Hey, don't worry.

All guys really want to do is... forget it, no such luck.

Hey, Dad! Can I have this cake for breakfast?

Hi, Mrs. Spencer.

And that's if I fold it in half.

Double brewski.