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females listening to dick jokes with guy friends

to twist around and kiss me on the mouth.

You know what would be a shorter list?

Come on, bring it!

That is like, so sad

But I don't need to tell you that.

Oh. Oh, thank God.

you haven't really provided me with...

That dress looks great.

you know, ready to heal...

Come on, take a load off. You can finish in a minute.

You are such a little weirdo.

Hey, Jessica! Jessica!

And when that special moment happens,

Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of...

How does a butt plug like that get all those hot chicks?

April, I am so sorry.

It tastes good. Um... how much do I owe you? Really! 2000 dollars. It's on the house. What if you owe me?

Thank you, Billy.

Me? Oh, no, no, no.

Here's a bizarre story for you...

No, she's not gonna...

I think I'm sitting next to it.

So why don't you just back off?

and I accept you for who you are.

Now, if you'll just fill out the security portion here

after that... after they freed him, of course, sure.

in my nose, in my ears, on my chin.

So you never put a hex on me?

Look at all these earrings.

That’s my man

me turning into a man and you wanting to be with me

- Call me back. - Ohh! Oh!

Um, excuse me. How much are these?

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

IF YOU SHAKE IT MORE THAN TWICE, YOUR'RE PLAYING WITH IT

You know, that trophy is gonna look so good

You're a great dancer.

How dare you?! Do you know what this could do to my lungs?!

Aaah! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Jess, what are you doing?

but if you're one of those shy guys,

Come on, you guys, let's get serious. Stop dicking around.

You give me that earring.

It's like I'm an ad for hair.

I-I thought you just said I could eat it.

Hor... ticulture studies flowers.

Taco Bell messes up order...

You just look good.

Now, can't you read?

I was your only friend.

They didn't even card me.

It's my daughter's responsibility to look after it,

I don't care what Jake thinks.

Jake is so jealous.

you know how important this is to me.

All right, who is this?

Somebody shit in the locker.

Hey can't you read.. Monday night's gay night

to get over your new job as an exotic dancer.

"Nice tits baby !!!!"

Oh, it's this new cream ri...

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They will tell you anything to get to second...

I told you not to go through my stuff.

Not too tight, but enough to let it know you're the boss.

Um... how much do I owe you? Really! 2000 dollars. It's on the house.

You're pretty dope and phat yourselves.

I don't know what happened.

Somebody shit in the locker

But we got to move fast, because the police are looking for it.

is place to put his...

I woke up this morning...

Um, anyway, a-as I was saying,

The Bees are coming! The Bees are coming!

beat faster and slower at the same time.

because you are so beautiful and perfect...

The gas cap's on that side.

I'll wait behind for you.

Any guy would be so lucky to have you as their girlfriend.