Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I woke up this morning...

Aaah! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of...

Look at all these earrings.

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It tastes good. Um... how much do I owe you? Really! 2000 dollars. It's on the house. What if you owe me?

IF YOU SHAKE IT MORE THAN TWICE, YOUR'RE PLAYING WITH IT

Hey can't you read.. Monday night's gay night

Now, if you'll just fill out the security portion here

The Bees are coming! The Bees are coming!

I don't care what Jake thinks.

You know what would be a shorter list?

You just look good.

you know how important this is to me.

So you never put a hex on me?

Any guy would be so lucky to have you as their girlfriend.

How dare you?! Do you know what this could do to my lungs?!

Jake is so jealous.

That dress looks great.

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beat faster and slower at the same time.

That is like, so sad

I think I'm sitting next to it.

But I don't need to tell you that.

How does a butt plug like that get all those hot chicks?

Thank you, Billy.

in my nose, in my ears, on my chin.

after that... after they freed him, of course, sure.

So why don't you just back off?

females listening to dick jokes with guy friends

me turning into a man and you wanting to be with me

All right, who is this?

I was your only friend.

to get over your new job as an exotic dancer.

Um, excuse me. How much are these?

You're pretty dope and phat yourselves.

Hor... ticulture studies flowers.

is place to put his...

I don't know what happened.

You're a great dancer.

Somebody shit in the locker

- Call me back. - Ohh! Oh!

You are such a little weirdo.

Um... how much do I owe you? Really! 2000 dollars. It's on the house.

but if you're one of those shy guys,

I told you not to go through my stuff.

Come on, you guys, let's get serious. Stop dicking around.

The gas cap's on that side.

Oh. Oh, thank God.

That’s my man

You give me that earring.

Hey, Jessica! Jessica!

Here's a bizarre story for you...

Not too tight, but enough to let it know you're the boss.

Um, anyway, a-as I was saying,

Come on, take a load off. You can finish in a minute.

"Nice tits baby !!!!"

Jess, what are you doing?

because you are so beautiful and perfect...

Come on, bring it!

They will tell you anything to get to second...

Somebody shit in the locker.

I-I thought you just said I could eat it.

and I accept you for who you are.

It's like I'm an ad for hair.

Now, can't you read?

Me? Oh, no, no, no.

you haven't really provided me with...

They didn't even card me.

Oh, it's this new cream ri...

Taco Bell messes up order...

No, she's not gonna...

It's my daughter's responsibility to look after it,

April, I am so sorry.

to twist around and kiss me on the mouth.

you know, ready to heal...

I'll wait behind for you.

But we got to move fast, because the police are looking for it.

And when that special moment happens,

You know, that trophy is gonna look so good