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I'm just so floored. I have no idea what to ask.
- And the principal. - What?
And training - years of training.
Stop looking like Jonathan. You're not him.
We should be circling the wagons instead of going out on dates
Yeah, well...
I guess not.
You look nice.
Yeah. There's always girls who like the look. Bad boy - does it for some of them.
Why does everybody in this house think I'm still in love with Spike?
You only hear what I want you to hear.
I understand. I'll take care...
- My feelings are changeable, but intense. - (Andrew) I understand your fear, Anya.
You think you can trick me?
Getting back to Spike's question, why did you try to record it?
Sure. I'd be happy to have dinner with you.
It also says "I sometimes get blood on my shoulder."
Balances out the "vampire on the loose" issue.
It's just - there he is. On the Hellmouth. All day, every day.
- And kill me? - Sure.
So I wanna... know stuff, like when...
The new microwave?
Didn't you see the flash cards? This isn't right.
You're gonna pay for more than that. You know why?
I mean, you don't have to. I'm not saying come to dinner if you enjoy having a job.
I was concerned that my Mandarin is a little thin.
Somebody left this in the courtyard. I was just returning it.
Until it's time for that, I've got no use for you.
So, you didn't hire me for my counselling skills?
Buff, if he's really interested, are you interested back?
Why? In a complex effort to royally piss it off?
Oh, well, that's something, anyway. Something tragic.
Yeah.
Now the fight is starting, or starting to start.
So... you decided to tell me?
Sounds to me like in the long run you're both better off.
Your assignment isn't hard. They're just girls.