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It's not time for him yet. Wait till they're training in the basement,
- You aren't wearing a green apron. - Confused, but sort of randomly observant.
There's gotta be a reason.
I want you to think hard. Where did they put the gun?
"Clock comma setting the - page 3."
- You know the Slayer? - This can't just happen.
- That's some full-service principalling. - I try.
Not Dawn, not Anya, not Willow, and not your friend Buffy.
You can't beat evil by doing evil. I know that.
Thank you.
Are you wearing a wire?
We need to dispose of the gun and figure out our next move.
You just seemed like a nice guy, that's all. I wanted to get to know you.
So, do you have any slayer powers? I'm sorry...
- You've got another demon-fighter now. - That's not why I need you here.
You think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence?
- Yes. - Good.
Let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out.
I should really go find something else to wear.
Are you made out of the evil impulses of humans,
Yeah, sure. Want me to check your girl out too, Xand?
- Say, that's gratifying. - Buffy will know what to do.
- My eyes are clear. - Good. I'm glad.
I didn't think of that.
Here.
Because I'm evil, and I wanna do the best I can at that.
You think she'll ever let you in? You're a murderer.
I manoeuvred myself into that school, that office, just like I manoeuvred you there.
Dear lord, I hate that mall.
"Getting the most out of your new microwave." Nice.
- Does that seem fair to you? - I guess not.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Nothing's changed, Giles. Spike had a chip before, remember?
Everybody has a date.
And as long as there is evil, I live.
Sorry. I need to store my kayak.
You showed her these?
Agh!
- You don't have to... - What? Be noble?
College transcripts?
Well, it is unclear.
Those are flash cards I made to facilitate her training.
Yes, and the language barrier is formidable.
Well, we know not to record it. That's something.