Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They want The Simpsons taking place on Melrose Avenue...
Don't you beat...
At 666-DVIL, it's Damien Faustman.
Honey, refresh my memory. What color are sneezes?
- Found it. - Made it.
- But I don't like filming on this street. - It's Melrose...
- Cliffs Notes. - Know what I'm saying?
Well, it's super easy to cheat in that class...
She's just an ordinary citizen like you and me.
I love bacon. Burn, pig, burn!
Well, sir, actually, all I remember is redcoats, minutemen...
It's an endless pop quiz. And now she wishes she'd done the reading.
- Let's walk faster. - Okay.
Hey, Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
... for over an hour now. This is it. Your own personal hell.
This gentleman would like to ask you a question.
Fox has decided they want all their shows to come from Melrose.
Listen to me. Come here.
...cramming for those stupid SATs... I had a million things on my mind.
... that terror doesn't have to have a high price tag.
You're looking at late-night shock jock Damien Faustman...
Listen. I'm gonna give you one more shot.
A Los Angeles man by the name of Doug Szathkey...
...and you have wooden teeth.
...the inspiration for Melrose Place.
- This is it? - Pretty scary, huh?
...I was trying to get my driver's permit...
- I am parting the Red Sea. - You got a permit for that?