Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, Tracy, I have the DNA results right here.
Those jokes you wrote for my Mitt Romney fundraiser were top-notch.
I'll use my sexuality as a weapon.
Excuse me a sec.
she never would have married me.
- I know. - It is extremely not OK that you did that.
This is how white people dial a phone.
I know, right?
Is that my sweatshirt?
On a day that's not the 4th of July.
If you'll excuse me, I'll go slip into something a little more comfortable.
They can do shapes now. One time I saw a cowboy hat.
This is a picture of him shaking hands with Ulysses S. Grant. This is a picture of him shaking hands with Ulysses S. Grant.
Sally Hemings just called you a dog, Thomas Jefferson.
Only thing, we gonna do it like "Norbit," where I play all the parts.
What's left in April?
I had to keep talking just to stop him from putting his fingers in my mouth.
That's a negative portrayal of my people.
I hate you, Thomas Jefferson!
A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin.
- I only eat them on special occasions. - What's the special occasion?
I feel more confused and betrayed
This is how black people dial a phone.
So, you got options.
Oh, by the way,
a man-on-the-street commercial for "Tarzan On Ice."
I'll let you know when I have the results.
Hi, my name is Floyd, and I'm an alcoholic.
Look, I would really love to do this again some time,
There's been a black man inside of me for a long time.
Fm gay, and I want your job.