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Devon, what can I do for you?
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There is an 80% chance in the next election
No, sir. We talked about Anderson Cooper mostly.
I also have a sexual fantasy about Gopher...
Man. Yeah.
He said it's not about who you were.
You're worried about him?
- Sorry. - Sorry.
You call him, tell him you got two tickets for "Chorus Line" for tonight.
Now we're even.
This is a real picture of him shaking hands with Ulysses S. Grant. This is a real picture of him shaking hands with Ulysses S. Grant.
I don't know who I am any more!
We can spend our Saturdays in Central Park trying to save gay rollerbladers.
He was pouring his guts out.
OK, what's the movie?
- But, then, also I have some... - Kenneth, can I offer you a libation?
You guys...You're the real Heroes
- You used me? - For television, Kenneth.
OK. Good. I just want to offer my support.
The barn that John Wilkes Booth hid in belonged to Tobias Spurlook.
Of course you would say that. You wish you were white.
I'd be more than happy to take you out for coffee.
Let's be honest with each other. I'll go first.
because when I was a kid, my mom used to turn on the vacuum
Because you can't have a white dude playing a criminal.
- Fruit punch, please! - Right.