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It's erasing.
- Do you know when you'll be back? - We'll be out celebrating tonight.
Call me at work. My number's on the fridge.
I can't believe I didn't see it coming.
- So how many kids do we want? - What's the statistical norm?
Hedy's parents said they'd tried to explain to her-
Hold on a second.
Did you know that identical twins are never really identical?
This is a little embarrassing, but now we're letting our hair down...
I loove myself like this
I wasn't exotic in grade school... as opposed to now, right?
You didn't do it, Hedy, did you?
Graham!
NINE-YEAR-OLD BESCH TWIN DROWNS AT FAMILY PICNIC
But what I did...
Hedy?
She used me and then she left me.
It'll be fine, come on.
No, don't turn this around. You're the victim. He should pay for this.
Fucking bitch!
- What did it say? - Forget the letter.
Hold it. Not so fast.
I didn't go over there intending to sleep with her, Allie.
I'm sorry. She shouldn't call here.
- Sam, it's your ex-wife. - What?
I was starting to worry. You've been in here so long.
I wasn't trying to punish you by not answering it.
It's a weird acoustic thing.
I hope I'm not pregnant.
Just call her and tell her you're going back to your ex-wife.
Sam, you've already been through the big ceremony.
I guess I'll turn in. Goodnight, Allie. Goodnight, Sam.
I'm going to see Graham. He called while you were out.
Goodnight, Sam. Sleep well.
You need a long engagement to make sure you can trust him.
I can't keep making excuses for you, Allie.
- Take it easy. - I didn't do anything.