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NINE-YEAR-OLD BESCH TWIN DROWNS AT FAMILY PICNIC

Hedy's parents said they'd tried to explain to her-

I hope I'm not pregnant.

You didn't do it, Hedy, did you?

I can't keep making excuses for you, Allie.

I'm going to see Graham. He called while you were out.

I'm sorry. She shouldn't call here.

Sam, you've already been through the big ceremony.

- Take it easy. - I didn't do anything.

I loove myself like this

- So how many kids do we want? - What's the statistical norm?

Call me at work. My number's on the fridge.

Just call her and tell her you're going back to your ex-wife.

No, don't turn this around. You're the victim. He should pay for this.

- Sam, it's your ex-wife. - What?

I was starting to worry. You've been in here so long.

Goodnight, Sam. Sleep well.

- Do you know when you'll be back? - We'll be out celebrating tonight.

I guess I'll turn in. Goodnight, Allie. Goodnight, Sam.

I wasn't exotic in grade school... as opposed to now, right?

I wasn't trying to punish you by not answering it.

I can't believe I didn't see it coming.

But what I did...

I didn't go over there intending to sleep with her, Allie.

You need a long engagement to make sure you can trust him.

Hold on a second.

It's a weird acoustic thing.

It'll be fine, come on.

Did you know that identical twins are never really identical?

- What did it say? - Forget the letter.

She used me and then she left me.

This is a little embarrassing, but now we're letting our hair down...

Hold it. Not so fast.