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# He'd lost to a machine #
[Maury Povich] Idiot!
See, we have a whole bucket list of things to do before we start having kids.
You know, you're the one who's freakin' out because you have one mediocre review...
[Man On P.A. Continues, Indistinct]
Um, say "carrots and peas." Carrots and peas. Carrots and peas.
What? Robin, how can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?
That's it! You know what? Five-minute time-out!
- He wants us to come check it out. - [Groaning]
[Laughing]
[Ted Narrating] And just like that, Becky started to eclipse Robin.
It's true... she wouldn't see Woody Allen for another couple months...
and I'm gonna be really excited for when it happens...
## [Smooth Jazz Continues]
Oh, the brown one or the gray one?
It's this awesome site where students can go say...
[Ted Narrating] He did smell incredible.
- [Screaming] - It's my cab! Aah!
[Ted Narrating] Kids, that day I had a horrible realization.
[Chuckling] "A boat." Wait. That is how you say it.
- Move alongl - [Coyote Howls]
This is the last time it's ever gonna be just the two of us.
## [Background: Soft Jazz]
[Ted Narrating] As for how Robin beat me and Barney...
Last seat. Thank God.
subtract the negativity...
I can't do it. I can't run that far.
Damn it!
You know, everyone keeps saying that I'm not a real New Yorker.
I need this win. I need this win.