Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. You're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hands.
- [Lily Laughs] - No, Ted. I'm really looking at her face.
And I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out.
[Brakes Screeching]
which means you're screwed, sweetie!
[Ted Narrating] Lily was so fed up with not getting anywhere...
[Ted Narrating] By the end of this day, Robin would've done all of those things.
[Thinking] I'll show them. My body can outrun any motorized vehicle.
It's my cab! It's my cab!
- [Beeping] - # He vanquished the alarm #
- I won! - No!
## [Stereo: Smooth Jazz]
Stay sad. I'll be back!
I saw Barney notice Robin's face...
Check it. I just drove a pedicab 26 blocks...
Ranjit, screw Gregor's. Let's go to Coney Island.
So I said the cab, of course, because that makes complete...
[Ted Narrating] I just had to see what my students had written about me...
And when Robin won, I could've sworn I saw him smile.
That's adorable. You're from Canada.
which is St. Luke's-Roosevelt, uptown.
Um, I'm having a... a really rough time at work. The whole Becky thing.
It's gonna be positive. Eriksen men are hella fertile.
Hyahl
- # And passed his friend Christine # - Hey, Christine.
I just wanna move somewhere new and start over.
I've spent the last six years in this city...
I’m like John Henry when he beat the steam engine
The only upside is that we might get rid of Barney.
# With nothin'but his feet #
## [Upbeat Pop]
- Hey! That's my cab! - Gregor's Steakhouse, downtown.