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[Bell Tinkles]
[Squeals] Yay!
I can beat a bus or a cab or a train.
Damn it!
- [Sighs] - You've had a rough year.
Smell me. Just... Here. Seriously, smell me.
I can't outrace anything.
Puffy cheeks. Smudged mascara.
And not a single passenger would listen to me.
[Conductor On P. A: Muffled, Indistinct]
I mean, there's no way to find out who's right anyway.
I had nothing to prove. Absolutely nothing.
I... I'm trying to be really, um, confident and positive about all this...
## [Man Vocalizing: Folk]
- Oh, my God! - Oh, wow.
This isn't a race.
## [Ends]
And see Coney Island. I've still never been.
When Marshall and Lily decided to have a baby, they assumed it would happen right away.
Sure. Stand a little more this way.
So long, sucker! Ha, ha, ha!
Take the F.D.R. and maybe crank up some smooth jazz.
Just to make sure, I'm gonna pee on this again.
- Smell me. - [Sniffs]
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