Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Anyone have a condom? - [Marshall] Oh, God! - [Lily] No, no, no.

# Of a man who dared to race machines #

[Ted Narrating] Actually, Barney did not need a win.

- How? - Medium rare. But that's not important right now.

I'd say you're not a real New Yorker...

I mean, literally eclipse her.

- [No Audible Dialogue] - Damn it, Max! That's Maury Povich!

# He thought of all the times that he had beaten a machine #

Stop! Too slow. Switch.

Plus, I can run faster than a bus.

- The machines have won! - Dude, mellow!

- Oh. - You're still the star.

That girl was just crying.

I am, too, a real New Yorker.

- No! - I really won?

- Take the M7 to the M5. - The bus?

Maybe for the same reason that I kept saying that I could run seven miles.

to this day, your Uncle Barney won't admit it...

Also, my mom hates you.

Track maintenance?

- [Thudding] - Buddy.

[Ted Narrating] Meanwhile, one subway car over...