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I always get those two confused.
Uses a hybrid-steel tube structure...
- First person there wins! - Doesn't matter how you get there.
A real New Yorker would know the subway's faster.
No rush.
So badly that I just ditched my best friend when she needed me.
but this isn't a race.
That's why I didn't let it bother me.
First, her boyfriend and former cohost, Don, left her for another job.
- And why would I? - Are you kidding me?
- [Male Vocalist] Hyahl - [Whip Cracks]
# Marshall #
I just had the worst cab ride of my life.
[Ted Narrating] Kids, I should tell you...
Somebody help me! Somebody help me!
Come on, Playboy Channel.
Hey, it's Lily. Help me!
but, baby, I'm really scared that we're not pregnant yet.
Faster. Mush! Mush!
Do I just put people to sleep?
- Robin, I had no idea that... - No, it's my fault for thinking that you might care.
- We gotta go back to Paris. - And take ballroom dancing.
I'm sorry, Robin, but you're not a real New Yorker until you've seen Woody Allen.
I have seen plenty of other famous people.
The good news is I was halfway there, and nothing could stop me.
# To sing ##
[Man: Folk] # Gather round, ye children #
Some lady almost got me killed. Maury Povich stole my cab.
Oh, bite me! [Crying]