Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so I can sew the button on your sweater and not on my thumb.
All right, l'll name him. Hi, your name is Stanley. Hi, Stanley.
Honey, he's adorable. He should have a name.
- Go bowling? - Take out the trash.
Why not?
There is a plastic dancing pork chop that says...
- Darn laws. - Gotta get away from that noise.
You could break the chain, Dad.
- You really do have a chick loose in here. - Yeah, I told you.
Okay, I feel very unpopular right now.
Hair that if you hit with a hammer would crack?
He's the male lead in every story you tell. You go to the diner every single day.
- Are we going out? - No.
Spring vegetables.
I just always wanted to work here.
If I have no opinions of my own, then l'd be just the kind of girl you like.
That or a cold. But, either way, I need some fruit.
No stenciling.
I need more information.
She went under that chair and didn't come out.
- I heard it, too. - We know it's there in the spring.
- Rory, what's new in your life? - Nothing. Just school, homework.
- Kill me and bury me with that bike. - What is it, a Harley?
- but what's the verdict on Superglue? - Ask Stella.
I realize the position we are in, but this is a business transaction.
- What? - I was gonna make rolls.
- I'm offering. - I'm accepting.
Might as well kick the dog, too.
The quintessential '50s mom with the perfect '50s family?
And I don't want you to be Donna Reed. That's not what I meant.
This one is actually quite filled with intrigue.
- So, what's up? - I need to borrow a CD.
- On purpose? - I can't prove it, but I will.
what stuff you'll keep and what stuff you'll get rid of.
Kindly allow me to do so.
- I'm not an idiot. - Then get in here.
- That's great. - Impossible.
maybe if the right offer came along, I might be up to some company.
And he's patronizing me. How lovely.
That would be bad, right? I know staples are bad...
Maybe we could add stenciling on the ceiling.
I was in the house.
- Lorelai, this... - I just... Thanks for the omelet.
Someday. But for now, I better get these dishes cleaned up.
Faded paint is a bad reflection on the whole town.
Remind me to get this for my mom for her birthday.
No, honey, l'm sorry. Don't be mad at me.
I guess that leaves bass player for the Foo Fighters.
- About aprons? - Yeah.
- It's perfect. - Thank you.