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- No stenciling. - Do you even know what stenciling is?
a peppy little cardboard pig announcing the specials.
Bye.
- What's wrong with your lemon lamp? - Luke killed it.
- You're probably just losing your eyesight. - Thank you.
- But she lived. - She's a better bird for it.
- I know what the trim is. - Okay.
But let's not spruce this particular spot.
and he said, 'You really have a baby chick loose in the house.'
Dad!
See? Imagine, this will be for the walls, this will be for the trim...
- Oh, my God. - It's a little over the top...
You don't want this lying around. I don't know if paint goes bad.
- Mom, I can't find Apricot! - What? No.
Now we can discuss what on earth you could possibly be thinking.
Here it is.
- What's its name? - Apricot. He's just the cutest thing.
- Green Jell-O and Cool Whip. - You are insane.
and keeping things nice for them...
- Okay, there she is. - Jeez, what was that?
- I don't understand. - It's not important.
Perhaps you'd like to take a picture of me with you tonight.
...bind in the sugar department. - I was thinking of something else.
We're not going to Martha's Vineyard this year.
Meow if you need anything else.
Stella got out, and I don't know... Do I put seed on the floor...
I understand.
I promise l'll kick anyone's butt who comes near those pearls.
- Thanks for dinner. - You're welcome.
We got the paint, the brushes...
Marcel Marceau chicken.
- Picking out paint samples? - Yes.
- Friday it is. - Good.
- You first. - I'm looking for a chick.
- I'll help you. I love to paint. - You do?
- It didn't seem like it. - Maybe it didn't seem like it, but it was.
- What can I say? - You can say it's perfect.
Good. I've got all the choices set up...
All you kids and all you bowlers
Oh, wait. That's it.
Because visual aids would really help. The shoes. I'm dying.
Everything must be logged. Eating and sleeping habits.
where my dad took an order one day when he ran out of paper.
But what is with the apron?
- Do we have to discuss this? - I'm getting a little tired of being lied to.
- What the... - Honey, you're home.
I'm serious. Last night, when I was reading my biology chapters...
I have discovered that, in addition to my lameness in geometry...
- Rory, seriously... - 'The marriage was an unhappy one.'
- Really? - Yeah.
Tell her to watch where she's going.
- Lf I don't... - They'll go away, trust me.
- How about Friday? - Friday?
Our usual rental wasn't available when we inquired... late.