Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why would you hire that woman?

- What? - You heard me.

Then why does she refuse to see you?

Others are preoccupied with not getting caught.

Which you probably think is a sin, but it works.

None of it matters.

- [Both scream] - Oh! Oh, my God!

I'm not in love with you. I'm not.

Yes, Tom and I were in love. But he married you.

I am pregnant and it’s all your fault

Wha... Wait, uh... I'm sorry, you...

You are out of toilet paper.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

Or so Lynette had hoped.

Oh! I'd love to have this in my driveway by Saturday.

Yeah, I couldn't agree more.

Yup. One man's sludge is another man's liquid gold.

- Tampering with prescriptions... - File on Noah's daughter.

A teenager. A boy.

If I liked her better, I'd warn but...

You're here, in the office. Tom's office.

I just know he's a bad guy. So please, don't mess with him.

Of course, it took Susan a few years to realize

Anyone is capable of anything.

This whole evening was practically a commercial for the perfect family.

That's not possible. We don't burn candles during the day.

[Susan] I'm having trouble with the family across the stret.

- Well, you didn't have to do that. - I kinda did.

Do I have to call the police?

Honey, do your hands still tremble when they touch me?

- See you Friday. - Bye.

- I was invited. - By who?

You're Watching Desperate Housewives On ABC

There are two ways to approach this.

[Doorbell rings]