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OK, um...
What did I tell you about being rude to customers?
My God, it's Peterson. Excuse me.
It's so weird. Smells have been making me nauseous lately.
I heard that you and Edie broke into Paul Young's house.
Not all wives.
Are you going to make a purchase today?
Just as there will always be those who prefer to sit in the dark,
Tom happened to met a rising young executive
- OK. - That night I found you in my house.
- Isn't the leather interior wonderful? - It is.
This was before we were married, so forgive me if I'm hazy on the details.
So thanks.
He discovered some inside scoop on the Metro account.
It's more than that. Julie loves me.
I was planning on doing that anyway.
First, what kind of shape is this woman in?
We'd be terrible parents.
George.
The doctor upped his dosage twice and it's still not helping.
- How exciting. What's the occasion? - My husband's going-away party.
The damage could have been far more extensive.
Are you so insecure that you have to pull that crap?
[They shriek]
...Susan suffered through countless failures.
Despite her desire to do well by her daughter...
You know, it seems you won't be happy
All I'm saying is, maybe this is a blessing in disguise.
Excellent.
Morning, ladies. Just coming in for a little more fuel.
We dated during the separation but we're just friends now, aren't we?
I know, Susan, I don't know what I'm gonna do!
Couldn't wait to throw that in, could you?
Yeah, he's a terrific guy.
George always has a way of making me feel good about myself.
Let me have a look at that.
Maybe it's in that one tenth of a percent that God resides.
- Again. - No, you don't.
Hello, Susan.
Let's pack our bags and get out of here.
- See you later. - Can't wait.
A whole evening of bonsai trees? Wouldn't it be easier to shoot me?
Congratulations, you read me like a book.
- You don't really even know him. - I know this much.
- Why were you really there? - You know why.