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You know what's confusing and gross, Josh?
What? Dogs don't like fireworks. I read about it.
I love a good public poo.
She thinks she does because we're enmeshed
into something serious.
Valencia, you can't leave.
Okay, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,
I am so sorry.
by-by hooking up with another woman.
Shh! I am trying to enjoy my sensory bath.
They're like athletic pants.
This is amazing, so let's bond, okay?
you know, p...
Now this place really sucks.
I do kind of enjoy this.
♪ That's a bad thought ♪
♪ That's why that kid almost died in that pool ♪
The way you've treated her.
What happened here?
(baby voice): Oh, was it? Was it complicated?
VALENCIA: Ooh, I'm a ballerina.
A Triceratops tolerance?
♪ Alone with my thoughts ♪
I killed the relationship because I had to.
It's all in this book. Here, just read the book.
I can't send the data to us.
Okay, just take a bunch
the strength that you have, because you're small but fierce.
- Oh, hi. - Hi.
Look, I-I eat muffins three times a day.
(sighs)
Be still, child.
I got us a tiny tent. Mm.
Okay, you just... I'm gonna...
(indistinct laughter, chatter)
- Here. - Thank you.
with the boyfriend's ex... it's weird.
by ingesting each other's lice,
Look, I know something's been up with you lately
(gasps)
- I was... - I... wow, so,
Noneya.
I still haven't told my daughters the truth.
♪ ♪
I'm super fat.
(talking indistinctly)
She's a state senator now.
_
come on it's on me
And these bonding techniques
I'm fine now.
- V. - What?
Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...
Thanks, folks.
Damn it. I said it again.
No, I-it's not weird.
I don't have a type.
New Jersey?
I get it, I'm a ginormous 6, junior 5/7,
Also, your equipment smells delicious.
I-I don't even prefer a gender.
You did a great job.
and then you repaid her by sleeping with her,
Found myself in the neighborhood
Anyway, look,
I feel like my life has changed, you know, I've just...
so freakin' happy you're here.
♪ With my thoughts. ♪
♪ La-la-la, lovey-dove ♪
It's gonna be great.