Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hector and his mom started a dating advice podcast,

- Oh, my God! - What's your problem, dude?

- Have you ever read Roxane Gay? - Oh, my God.

- Can I see that brochure? - Sure.

Postmates won't deliver to me anymore.

I just had an abortion, damn it.

He seems so... is that from... Law school.

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

Sorry to interrupt.

you're sure he's not coming back anytime soon?

When they apply for a job, they just think,

♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪

Ew. The only person I knew with lice

That's what this is, isn't it?

I never, never want to see him again.

when I saw Pippin at the student union

It's so nice to meet you, Madison.

that's twenty... one,

- What are we even doing here? - Take off your pants.

♪ How will I ever be a good father? ♪

and our hearts.

Okay, that's something.

♪ Well, I don't mind being alone ♪

of why I'm so happy being single.

we're liberating that word from its misogynistic confines.

I'm a pretty ballet dancer.

Yeah, and Rebecca's a super smart dynamo

- Whoa. - Whoa.

Or, you know, we could just talk about our shared trauma?

Okay, you just need to read Roxane Gay.

he left me, emotionally, long before.

Exactly! You know what?

Well, I don't know how to do that,

while that... jerk is out there

No, no, I meant,

'cause, we get it, you and Darryl are in love.

Anyway, just go talk to him, okay?

White Josh has a serious boyfriend;

Valencia doesn't want to bond with you.

What's up, Jerry? How's it going, man?

- Valencia, again, you're not fat. - (sighs)

and, I mean, I get it, I'm Barb, she's Nancy, and I just...

♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪

God, my notes are the worst.

We're just gonna, you know, study, and coffee, and...

I thought you liked me for me.

♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪

Nothing. Hide till he leaves.

where moms run around all day. (snorts)

♪ That's another bad thought ♪

Step aside. Step aside.

It's just that he was more...

Okay, good-bye.

What? Hey, hey, D, talk to me.

♪ I don't like that thought ♪

distinguished than I expected.

Oh, my God, stop it. I told you,

Oh, wow, you win.

They're gonna look great on you.

When she's a mannequin in the window

I'm gonna read you some more of that Blood and Lice book.

(professor speaking indistinctly)

♪ And I can't beat the thought 'cause he's super swoll ♪

Wow, a shirt with sleeves...