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could have been in Cocoon!
Like, to the point of kidnapping.
(gasps)
You can do it, Josh.
_
at an open mic.
- No, he's not! - I think he might be.
Look, listen.
primordial man, females used grooming
I know, we saw each other's vagina’s.
And, not that this matters, but you look really skinny.
I feel like every time I'm in here,
and a topless massage, but I feel a lot better.
♪ ♪
Me likey.
Okay, stop, stop.
- Okay. - I was kidding.
I just want to be his friend,
Okay, we must have blown out a speaker.
Oh, you're crying.
Is this the place? Do you need, like, a bigger donut...
Remind me to get you a friendship bracelet.
to sit here and watch strangers trip balls.
Isn't it great?
Mm.
I thought Rebecca Bunch was our problem,
and talked for an hour.
What?
One of our event sound systems just blew out.
Oh, no. No, I have, like, told you.
(changing pitch): Skulk, skulk.
♪ What if I stop liking other things I like? ♪
that's a good bit.
I ripped his heart out.
Could you stop angry crunching for a second?
Bro, your shift doesn't start for another six hours.
so just shut up about it.
I did good.
Rebecca? Valencia?
Not someone who is your type.
I'm really glad I came out here, Sherpa Allen.
since we got here a couple minutes ago.
'Cause we connected, and we refreshed,
Yeah, we, like, totally bonded.
But so what?
what else he thinks is out there?
Yeah, well, you're in here a lot,
She just passed a homeless reform bill.
No. No.
you're heading to Electric Mesa.
Your silence is deafening.
Aw.
Josh. Hey, no, Josh!
_
I know it's weird, but it's gonna be great.
- Yeah, it was a dumb question, okay? - ... to let you know that...
I mean, he's in the office every day just to see you.
strengthen the entire species.
♪ No, no ♪
Like, I-I feel, like, 'roided out.
has taken advantage of me time after time after time.
Oh, my God.
for two people to connect is for one person to reach out
(equipment clatters)
No, no, you're not.
Yes, in my underwear. That's where they were.
Really. I mean it this time.
- (groans) - Come on, come on.
just like I keep trying to be your friend.