Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just a fun fact, the national average size

Okay, this is gonna sound weird,

You want to find someone who will moan

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Yeah... I mean, sometimes all it takes

- Wait, let me see. - Oh, yeah, I'll show you again.

Look at what I did

Get out of my apartment.

♪ She's an ingenue ♪

What a great drug trip.

Like, I really needed a reminder

Yeah, well, people don't usually like to bond

I don't know, I'm just some boy toy to you.

Oh, me and Carl.

JOSH: Cool, Sherpa Allen.

they didn't have this cool,

(laughs) Like, a thousand times.

Oh, there's a regular-aged person.

(in British accent): Verily, I would like to sample

'Cause it makes me feel like a fierce animal.

with a feminist bikini area that you should've treated

(both chuckling) Yeah.

- Hmm? - No, thank you.

Like... he-he disappeared,

I need your keys.

and you should have worshipped her.

♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪

Okay, I need some air. Some...

- Oh, okay, that sounds cool. - Yeah.

You throw a cold meatball sub at one guy...

REBECCA: Isn't that fascinating?

- Good day, sir. - Hi there.

♪ Being alone with my thoughts ♪

I mean, I don't know how to access the code,

(ballet music playing)

Oh, and hey, on our way home,

(sighs) You know, I forgot,

I love solitaire; I love Solo cups, I love playing Uno...

I mean, love 'em, but they are complicated

Oh, are you kidding?

And... beautiful and... and sad.

she just grabbed her now donut and her later donut

♪ What happens if I get sent to hell? ♪

Rebecca, what are you doing here?

Yeah, I'm just realizing how much Josh

Yeah, it's practically a fetish.

♪ Like the Obama's dog Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo ♪

- Close your eyes. - Okay.

Thanks for reminding me.

- (groans loudly) - Listen...

I thought I was special.

Hey, I want to talk.

I set an intention.

The only shared trauma you and I are gonna bond over