Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're here for a wedding. Ouch.

Freeing me from the shackles

Okay, seriously, what the crap

Uh, the nearest one that's-that's kind of dirty

Whether I am in a relationship or not. Okay? Curtis?

Can I help you with that diaper bag?

Snacks, a james patterson audio book

Although, sometimes

It's just so freaking huge!

Cover your ears and hum "the battle hymn of the republic."

Not this weekend anyway.

Why don't we rent a car, split the drive?

I'm not some miserable, lonely person.

Here's how this goes down.

It's so romantic.

Okay, but after that one, you're cut off!

I've been in a car all morning.

So you're gonna have to lose the whole midwestern

Just go ahead and give me my one key

I wanted to surprise them for their anniversary.

Ma'am, it's not a race.

Thank you Linus

This is a holiday weekend.

I will fight you for it.