Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Being Vice-Principal of a junior high school isn't as glamorous as it was.

I mean, we never expected this to go so far.

I know. I wouldn't date a man unless I felt sparks.

Dream on, Piccadilly.

How do you spell Saskatchewan?

Fine with me, and Howard won't mind.

I guess you have to stand back when you flush this thing.

Well, merci. That's French for "thank you".

Then we ship Isaac Newton to Saskatchewan.

Never mind. I'll figure it out.

We've already told you how sorry we are.

I can't. Jackie and I go way back, before bouffant.

There's nothing wrong with him. OK, so he's 90.

I was pretty nervous, so I didn't give him much chance to say anything.

There aren't many guys who remember where they were

I want to be a traffic reporter.

You can borrow the earrings, Blanche. I'm not going anywhere.

But he looks like Howdy Doody's illegitimate son.

and I've decided to tell him I want to meet.

Let's meet him. He might be Rose's dream come true.

but I've nearly sweated through this suit.

to join those men who soar above the earth.