Competitive Wine Tasting - Community [S02E20]

I am not a fan, I am not a groupie, I am an academic.

Acting is revealing, expression.

The pain of not having enough pain is still pain, young man.

My emotions! My emotions!

My uncle never stuck his finger in my plop-plop.

Refused pinot noir, thought it was French for "black penis."

Who would like to begin today?

Maybe he's just a romantic.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Please take weird haircut, stupid grin, and go sniff another dog's ass.

Attention, please. Attention, please.

drink a glass of cognac in a bathtub.

Because my stick is ribbed for her pleasure.

# It's hard to be Jewish In Russia, yo #

My uncle put his finger in my no-no.

There's a path you take and a path untaken.

Stop taunting me.

It's called Fiddla Please.

# It's hard to be Jewish In Russia, yo #

Record scratch app.

"Who Indeed: A Critical Analysis of Television's Who's the Boss?"

Tony Danza, Judith Light, Alyssa Milano,

Don't sell yourself short. You're a baboon everywhere.

and my heart is mad at my kidneys, and...

It is a rhetorical question.