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Something I'm sure no one else would think of.
You don't mean to tell me they're not still on that thing?
Oh, Alice, it was simply beautiful.
♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
( humming)
we're going to have to do it all over again.
Fat, bald, wrinkled.
Next, onions. Prepare one cup, finely chopped.
Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
Will you wait a minute, I'm still on the garlic.
( crickets chirping)
Important?
Hi, Alice.
No. You mean this is news?
We can't let two little kids beat us out.
It has to be official.
What?
( chuckling)
Yeah, it is. Can I help you?
Sure, the three of us will watch TV, play games,
( sighs)
Well, wouldn't it be great if we could stow away on a spaceship?
( laughing)
the obvious, like toasters.
What's "ballast"?
Okay.
Yeah.
( phone rings) Whoops, I'll get it.
We're fixing Marcia's radio.
♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
124 hours.
But we can't stop, Mom.
( crickets chirping)
What if we set a new record?
Come on, Bobby,
What's the good word, honey? Mmm.
Well, I'd better get going.
I mean, after all, here you are almost 13, over the hill.
Sure, kids. Have fun. Bye.
Dad, why is setting a record such a big deal to them?