Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What if we set a new record?
What's "ballast"?
( laughing)
Fat, bald, wrinkled.
But we can't stop, Mom.
Dad, why is setting a record such a big deal to them?
Will you wait a minute, I'm still on the garlic.
( crickets chirping)
Yeah, it is. Can I help you?
Okay.
we're going to have to do it all over again.
You don't mean to tell me they're not still on that thing?
We can't let two little kids beat us out.
♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
No. You mean this is news?
Oh, Alice, it was simply beautiful.
What's the good word, honey? Mmm.
( chuckling)
Sure, the three of us will watch TV, play games,
Well, I'd better get going.
What?
It has to be official.
( humming)
Something I'm sure no one else would think of.
We're fixing Marcia's radio.
Important?
I mean, after all, here you are almost 13, over the hill.
124 hours.
Yeah.
Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
Well, wouldn't it be great if we could stow away on a spaceship?
( phone rings) Whoops, I'll get it.
Sure, kids. Have fun. Bye.
( sighs)
( crickets chirping)
Next, onions. Prepare one cup, finely chopped.
Come on, Bobby,
Hi, Alice.
the obvious, like toasters.