Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What if we set a new record?
Yeah.
Sure, the three of us will watch TV, play games,
Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
we're going to have to do it all over again.
You don't mean to tell me they're not still on that thing?
We're fixing Marcia's radio.
( crickets chirping)
Well, I'd better get going.
( phone rings) Whoops, I'll get it.
Okay.
Will you wait a minute, I'm still on the garlic.
What's "ballast"?
Well, wouldn't it be great if we could stow away on a spaceship?
I mean, after all, here you are almost 13, over the hill.
Hi, Alice.
But we can't stop, Mom.
Important?
( chuckling)
Next, onions. Prepare one cup, finely chopped.
It has to be official.
What's the good word, honey? Mmm.
Something I'm sure no one else would think of.
( laughing)
( crickets chirping)
Yeah, it is. Can I help you?
♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
No. You mean this is news?
Come on, Bobby,
Dad, why is setting a record such a big deal to them?
( sighs)
Oh, Alice, it was simply beautiful.
the obvious, like toasters.
We can't let two little kids beat us out.
What?
124 hours.
Fat, bald, wrinkled.
( humming)
♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
Sure, kids. Have fun. Bye.