Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's "ballast"?
Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
I mean, after all, here you are almost 13, over the hill.
Yeah, it is. Can I help you?
But we can't stop, Mom.
Next, onions. Prepare one cup, finely chopped.
Come on, Bobby,
We're fixing Marcia's radio.
( sighs)
♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
Okay.
Sure, the three of us will watch TV, play games,
Yeah.
( laughing)
Hi, Alice.
What if we set a new record?
( crickets chirping)
Will you wait a minute, I'm still on the garlic.
Fat, bald, wrinkled.
It has to be official.
♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
What's the good word, honey? Mmm.
What?
124 hours.
Important?
( crickets chirping)
Well, I'd better get going.
We can't let two little kids beat us out.
Oh, Alice, it was simply beautiful.
we're going to have to do it all over again.
Sure, kids. Have fun. Bye.
( humming)
Something I'm sure no one else would think of.
the obvious, like toasters.
Well, wouldn't it be great if we could stow away on a spaceship?
No. You mean this is news?
( chuckling)
( phone rings) Whoops, I'll get it.
Dad, why is setting a record such a big deal to them?
You don't mean to tell me they're not still on that thing?