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It's only her birthday. It's not christmas.
How you going To top that, buddy?
You know, kid, You're really Starting to annoy me.
And if you want To stay out real late And get married,
* Our troubles Are all the same *
Yes, i will be Attending the party,
Whoa, woody. On the first date.
You're not as stupid As you look.
Or her chance For advancement In your corporation."
Woody! Woody! Woody!
Jack daniels, neat.
Only yesterday He had his eye On my topsiders.
Ah, you're right, normy. You only turn 70 once.
Of going up On the hill to page Or being a clerk.
Uh, yeah, i have A standing reservation
Just go out there, Say, "i like you.
Well, maybe we'll, Uh, we'll meet again
You know, when i heard What you were up to,
If it does, You owe me.
Anyway, As you can see,
Yeah, well, i--i, uh... I guess this isn't The right time or place.
Look, if you're going To fight, go fight In the back.
Woody, i have a lot More fun with you.