Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dad's favored me With the option

He's rich, he's smart, He's in good shape, He's tough,

The cummerbund Makes my waist Look thick.

I mean, life dealt me This lousy hand.

And i just hate it When he always Assumes that i am.

I'll give it A try, sam.

You know, When my kids Give me gifts,

You know what i'm Talking about, guys.

* People are all the same *

I guess, i'm... Just going to have To play it out, huh?

You sniveling snot rat Of a vice president's Daughter's" tennis brunch.

For permission to date His daughter, ok?

Fight? I've had sneezes That lasted longer.

Excuse me. I think That's pronounced "Cattle."

I had a blast The summer I clerked

Sam, i heard what You've been doing--

Yeah, have fun leaving.

You're here to work,

Excuse me, Uh, bartender.

Oh, it's one of those "Welcome back

Of course, I'm always here, So it's no big deal.

Whether they're rich guys Or poor guys,

Uhh. Did i get struck By lightning?

Maybe i'll get A tip, too, sam.

You think just Because you're rich

Now, i've been a bartender For quite a few years,

I think i'm going To teach you some manners. Let's step outside.

All right, That does it.

So you must be doing it To prove a point to me.

"From your fabulous All-expense-paid trip To europe,

I mean, what happened To the attack

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