Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sarcasm, snark, "wisecracks.'

What are you going to do about it? We've got a flag right here

I'm pretty sure DM means something kind of sexual.

Drive carefully! Good luck

This is not a situation I’m familiar with

Don't be afraid to get weird with it.

If your woman is like mine

Was it the northernmost? No! Get out of here, Oscar

Amidst the macho brutality of war,

This isn’t a scenario I’m familiar with

Colonel Harrison Jeffords of the 4th Michigan Infantry

"and I fear I may never leave this place alive. Melvyn Fifer Garris."

Oh! You missed your head There you go.

Gettysburg? Hmm... could be interesting.

Hunger for chicken chimichangas

I'm curious to know what your game changer is

Really? Okay, follow-up question

you've got your sheep, and your black sheep And I’m not even a sheep, I’m on the freakin moon

I'm on the freaking moon

Every time you buy a Big Mac you set one ingredient aside

Oh. Oh! Oh, my gosh

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Apparently, I bear a passing resemblance to Abraham Lincoln

Well, what is the idea?

Some people call me the "Great Emancipator,'

But the real best spot is D-4

and I think that's probably why I'm still hungry

Who else agrees with Kevin

I have saved the very soul of our nation and yet, happiness eludes me