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What... what?
This is breaking news from CNN.
Awkward! Awkward!
we're gonna have a big, f-f-fantastic
For what purpose is comedy award?
that the Germans first engineered Funnybot,
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to within .0001 milliseconds.
The line is an imaginary invention
The extermination of all life on Earth shall now commence.
But don't you see?
Get it to the platform. Hurry!
And now for the Kathy Griffin award.
And then on Friday during lunch and recess,
to the imperfect biological beings.
We still have over 50 awards to hand out.
The Kathy Griffin award will be given each year
by the Special Ed Department in the gymnasium
- What about a logic loop? - A what?
and all of Germany is outraged.
Don't you call my little chubby baby fat,
What the hell is going on?
Let's kill 'em all right fucking now!
Wollen Sie endlich beutren sein?
All nuclear missiles are preparing for launch!
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
I am taking comedy to the next level:
Gary Cole RUDY BRIDGETTE