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surely you can make them care about emaciated orphans
I don't understand it. How do you drink a mood?
- Your product... Smoodies. - Yes.
You're saying smoothies, right? Smoothies.
You sit in a fancy chair and eat pastries all day.
- Fires aren't called things. - What about the Chicago fire?
you'd just won the Triple Crown, but then just this week,
Yeah, definitely. So profound.
He goes on, "My question for you is,
or get what you want, and then you don't know what you want.
There's nothing for you behind you.
Come back to my place, maybe get a little more naked,
Do you get it? Do you get my joke about the Friday movies?
Well, the book's been huge for her, too.
He's works a full time job at the business factory,
Get it? Track, because horses run on tracks,
I kind of think all you are is just the things that you do.
and actually follow through on this.
I completely lost sight of what's important.
not gonna put up with any woe-is-me bullshit
Okay, there's a whole page of this.
Whoa.
I thought that was a really profound observation.
He got into some sort of accident.
Can you imagine this body in a swimsuit?
I went to the business factory today I did a business
Okay, but before I do, tell the audience.