HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I knew you'd be back.
He looks like a little banana. Where are you from anyway, man?
Doesn't she?
- Are you okay? - Did you shoot him?
and the next minute it's broken down on the side of the road.
Gonna be bringing you a care package when she comes up here.
Hermosa chica de paraguay
The preparation was good. I think that's your specialty.
Yeah, his name's Anthony. My name's Dignan.
- Dignan, good to see you. - Hi, Mr. Henry.
Scarecrow?
That's inappropriate! That's inexcusable!
- Thank you. - That's what my friend needs to get.
You are in the Army, yes?
I can't do it.
What? Is that okay? What? Is that okay?
Can I kiss you?
They got him by the balls.
There it is. Oh, boy.
but I don't think-- Watch the road, Bob.
Sorry this is such a mess here.
so that I don't have time to think about blown opportunities...
- Tell Anthony I love him. - Do what?
It was real stupid. It was extremely stupid.
Hurry up, Kumar!
And another one for me!
Rendezvous at the checkpoint in six minutes.
I'm not saying that she has to look up to me at all.
than I learned in 15 years of academic study.
Who is that man?
- Backyard! Right now! Let's go! - Just wait here.
Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
I guess so.
- Put your hands on the car! - Put your hands up! Now!
I feel great, Inez.
Son of a bitch, man.
I mean push the mower, trim the hedge-- landscaping.
- Where's Kumar? - Forget it, then. Just forget it!
You gotta get me one of these jumpsuits.
No. Okay, I guess there's been a mistake made.
- Open that door! - Move!
DO YOU EVEN HAVE A REPUTATION TO DESTROY, MAN?!
I don't really think you know what I was going through back there--
- It's all full up. - They need you in the office right now.
What are you working on?
Now, we should also get on a fitness regime-- sit-ups, hitting the bags--
Good. He listens.
Why do you wear that tape on your nose?
Hey, Grace!
That kind of touched me.
Bob's brother, Future Man, has accumulated some extensive legal debts.
- I got something for you guys. - Oh, yeah?
A damn fool!
- Clay, look at this guy. - He looks like a rodeo clown.
and they meet and they fall in love...
We Did It Though, Didn't We?
but I think I know what you've been going through...
I'm just being hypocritical here. However, I will say--
- Who's that man? - What do you mean?
- Wait for Kumar. - Come on, Kumar!
Yeah, I wish you wouldn't do that.
Stop! Get it down! Go!
By the way, man, he was right.
I don't care. Give it to those guys.
Where's Kumar?
Oh, that's right. You're on that top secret mission.
- What's this supposed to be? - That's the crew.
Wait a second, Bob. Nobody's cutting anybody out of anything.
- Who are these guys? - Jesus!
- See you. - See you later, Bob.
You're calling me a bully? Here's a bully for ya!
What were you doing in there?