Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when Walter Payton came in here...

Like I was saying, that...

Okay? Now, with just a splash...

Come on man. We found that!

Yeah. - Okay. I'm gonna pull over.

What you talking about? I ain't going let a fool roll over me.

You can't touch me.

They're my mama's socks, man.

Why don't you look under the bed? Go ahead.

when I close the shop tonight...

You agree with everything Terri say.

Your daddy may not have had a whole lot of money...

it's not gonna happen.

I had to do something to get the monkey off our back. That's what I did.

And I must admit I like it.

Turn their heads....

And I want nobody in here to drink it.

Now, that's what I'm talking about.

You're so sorry.

I'm gonna have me a business. I'm opening up a shop.

It's because of him.

You know, you all, you don't believe in nothing.

Wait a minute. This ain't Malcolm's car?

You expect me to pay you double by 7:00?

What's going on up in there? - Nothing.

See how you like it when the cops come.

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Come on! Billy! Give it to me! Billy, get.

Are you sure you wanna watch ratatouille

and what does carmen warr do? bam shop yes bring it bam bam tits click click yes admitted it click click yes bam bam cch.

Some discipline. - Whatever.

Kaylee. You wanna go to easy A/C. Or, the pink plumber. Or, edru skate-a-rama or, happy's pizza or, belle tire!

Who drank my goddamn apple juice?!

And orange extract. The extra foam in a separate cup.

Leave my car alone! Stop hitting my car!

You know. Mean, too.

and, you know, I crept up outta there.

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You ever had this chicken?

Call the cops, then. - You better...

If it's a studio, fine.

You can't just walk past me like you don't see me.

'Cause I said so. I mean, think about it.

We're gonna be closing up the shop today.

I messed up, Eddie.

Here. ls that what you want?

He comes from a broken home. He don't even know his mama.

No, man, you keep it!

Martin Luther King Jr Was a HOE!!

Got that little boy looking like a leopard.

I'm talking to you, dog!

This is your shop, man. Your family built this shop.

Martin Luther King Jr Was a HOE!!

You forgot something. - That's not mine.

Just give us the money.

Dinka, boma ye!

Give it to me. Let me.

Got him looking like 101 DaImatians.

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I'm telling you, they got about $15,000 or $20,000 in that ATM.

I just don't understand why someone would drive into the store like that.

Simmons, Fred. - These dudes are fine.

If you done messed up this room... - Ain't nobody messed up your room.

He needs little spots all around. Look at him!

Calvin, please. Calvin, don't do this.

And the card...

You got the black girlfriend, the ride, and I'm a sell-out?

What's up, dog? - It's the last place I'm gonna be for life.

Oh, I think I got it.

I'm all right. - You sure?

who stole my ATM will not get any money out of it.

I, on the other hand, am an overweight barber from West Africa...

You the only one standing here, right?

Knock that white boy's ass out

Get the goddamn chain! Come on, man!

The fight must go on.

And you better have my money.

I messed up bad.

At work like...

Big ass biscuit (2004)

who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out.

When you get that job... - Come on, Calvin, don't do me like that.

And I'll get the paperwork to you next week.

Who drank my goddamn apple juice?

Don't worry, I'll get back at you. Let me get him squared away.

and then we got to get us out of it?

Scout will be here!

Is this chair free?

Little off the top, long in back, slope to the left like Gumby.

This ain’t Malcom Brown Car?! Damn, my bad

Which way is that?

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And Hitting Your Head On The CB4 land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

I might even take over this shop if Calvin don't give it to his son.

Who ate my potato chips... Dont take shit from my desk

Tadd's Ribs are Delicious Better than Black People

Must be crazy, Mr. Wallace.

Pakistan, yakistan, you-back-istan. I don't care where he's from.

I'm blacker than you, and in your best day, you could never be me.

Who the hell is Rosa Parks? - Who's Rosa Parks?

Here's a little something extra for Johnnie's shoe fund. Take care.

Hey, Billy, take it down.

Did you see me drink it? -I don't care.

Hey, man, I shouldn't have disrespected you like that, in front of everybody.

do I look like I'm thinking about somebody else?

You got it? - Yeah.

Thought you had a Negro membership card?