Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hold up. What you mean, call the police?

You see us carrying this thing. Move out the way.

How come you up here like you the police?

Man, fuck Jesse Jackson!

Tony Roma boils his ribs. That is not authentic.

You don't have $40,000 to buy it back...

It's my fault? Let me hear you say it. It's my fault?

Because they was deep, and they was on the front line in the '60s.

No, let me see. Here you go.

I'm going to take this to my grandmama's house.

Calvin? Are you all right?

Let's just be out, man. Let's just be out. - That's foul, Joe. I'm outta here.

Giving out money wouldn't do nothing. Look at Hammer.

My store! Look at my store! It has been destroyed!

The PS5 Broke Y’all

GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE

Monk, this man is crazy.

Keep running your big mouth But if you come to my hood, you getcha asshole ripped out

Thank you. I couldn't breathe. - Come on, man, get in there.

This ain't Christian, but it's gonna do.

and they bussing in white kids, and bussing out little black kids like you.

What you singing? - What?

Let me tell you something. You will never own a black barbershop.

I mean, come on, baby. Look at you.

you make sure that the sign outside always says barbershop.

Now, right there, that's racism, that's classism, that's eroticism.

Rosa Parks ain't do nothing...

I had all day to think about it.

Knock his college ass out

I appreciate you coming by. I really do.

Nate at aja Where’s my juice

You wish you had my fly-ass girlfriend and my pimped-out ride.

Dennis Graham stay off the 'Gram bitch I'm on one, You mention wedding ring like it's a bad thing, Your father walked away at five hell of a dad thing Marriage is somethin' that Sandi never had, Drake How you a winner but she keep comin' in last place? Monkey suit Dennis, you parade him, A Steve Harvey-suit nigga made him

Man! Fuck Personnel!

Did you drink my apple juice?

Cornerstone of neighborhood!

#PSLLove #NoHateration

No, I'm just helping you get your jacket off, baby.

You must not know me.

Next, you'll talk about how Jews got money...

There may be a reward. - For an ATM machine?

You mocking me? - Not at all, sir.

All right, I don't know exactly what I'm trying to say, but...

That look like my grandmama truck right there.

Patch the little boy's head up.

If I thought you did it, I would have never bailed you out.

but sit her black ass down.

She wanna be real, crack that windshield! That's what I'd do!

MANNN FUCK DONALD TRUMP

and I got the picture to prove it.

Where are you going? - Be right back.

That's what I'm going to do. Thanks to you.

I'm curious, man.

What? - What do you think you doing?

You got a cut. - Yeah.

I'm big-boned, Rick, hefty, rotund.

I didn't do it.

Wait a minute, I see what this is about. This is about you.

I tell you, the first thing I'll do, Joe.

You forgot something lil nigga That don't belong to me nigga

What did you tie it to? - What?

'Cause you can't seem to do nothing right.

One more, it's all over for you, brother.

the digits, the skins, ill nana, snappy nappy, oochie wallie?

S-who? - Senroyity.

But, you know...

And he can't stand you, but he'll give you a Job as a favor to me.

School these boys on your philosophy about ass because they can't distinguish...

Hold up, now, Fred.

I hope I never make a woman that angry.

You know what? This is a little too much for me right now.

Just playing with you, man. Relax.

Yeah. She got big drawers. That's all right, though.

Yo, Billy. Go. - Stop! Stop! What the hell you doing?

I bet you I would hide a woman under that bed.

Dinka, Eddie. Dinka.

Put the bat down! I don't know Bobby Brown!

Yeah, stay strong.

Fuck Jesse Jackson

motherfukka I said keep the packet, keep the packet, keep the fukkin packet nigga You gon take this packet, how you gon run from this packet, fool

My grandmama home.

Just drop me off at 79th.

What, you don't understand English?

Well, let me take my jacket off. What are you doing?

When I took this shop over two years ago, I didn't know what I had.

It's 7:00. You gonna be late for work. You better come on.

Big C, what's wrong, dude?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

Why is it you make all these spontaneous decisions...

There's nobody you can talk to?

I don't want to hear that. - What's up, man?

Okay, go. - All right, I'm going.

Then why's your sister in the room, man? - I'll tell Mama!

I actually sold it to Lester Wallace.

I don't tell you how to run your business over there. Anyway....

I believe they were, Stay strong, brother.

But your words were kind.

He cut a patch in the back of my head.

That's why your nose so big. You too damn nosy.

I don't understand. - He said he sold the shop, Dinka.

Billy, come on. - No, man, he do this all the time!

I put a big ass pink si Lisa, stop cussin', man!

are you stupid simple or slow? which one?

When Mook thinks He gonna get some pussy next year

What the helI's wrong with you man? What the helI's wrong with you, fool?

I put a big-ass red... - Terri! Stop cussing!

Damn it I put a big ass pink si Lisa, stop cussin', man!

That's a good color.

Julia, starting right now, you do everything I tell you or I'll take your PlayStation and computer and everything. Nuh-huh. You want my PlayStation and computer and stuff and mom and dad think you're a good thing for you.

My money ain't good enough for you? I'm just some old street doo-doo, is that it?

It's okay. Take your time. Oh, my boo.

What we gonna do?