Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

KNOCK HIS COLLEGE ADS OUT!
There's a stupid nigger in every bunch, who messes up everybody.
Y'all better not touch my stuff no more!
Black Picasso of the ghetto! - Barber's a respectable occupation.
for driving drunk and being pulled over in a Hyundai.
I had him shaking like Don Knotts in a card game or something.
Calvin, Lester Wallace wears a hairpiece.
Come on, man. I lost my head.
They were world-famous rappers.
Be gone, Mandingo. - Kevin.
J.D. - What?
Thanks for the juice, man. - You're welcome. I'll see you soon.
You told me that the sign outside would always say barbershop.
Put your hands up! Put them up!
What's up, man? Where you going?
Stay off your feet, okay?
You know I got stuff to do, man. Get these nose hairs for me.
No charge. - No, no.
Okay.
You know what? Repercussion, my nuts. - Grow some.
Whatever.
I was wondering, was you still interested in what we talked about the other day?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
That is respiration.
do do do a do do turn around there Spider-Man over there
Say, Thug Nasty ... Nasty Thug !
Jimmy drank your apple juice.
And the rest of us are doing what? Biding our time?
You better give me my cash back later... - I'll give it back!
Our own country club!
Look, there are little kids over there. Let me see them report cards.
Good to have you here in Chicago. Welcome to the Bulls.
What's wrong? You one of them rappers?
You know, Calvin...
That's what you do when you tired. You sit your ass down.
I gotta do my own thing.
I know some of the customers don't leave tips like they supposed to.
'cause they didn't recognize King's birthday.
Get out of my office.
Hey, Ricky. Just the man I want to see.
Be right back.
He handed it down to your father, who left it to you.
And throw away the bail money, all the money I put up for you.
Oh, come on, man. Let's just take it up.
I'll slap you. Don't get on my bad side. You've been here just a minute.
Can you guys stop arguing for once?
There's no money in it?
Ain't gonna be around here that long.
Is Mr. Wallace in there? - He here.
Yes indeed
That's Walter. That's him.
So I guess I agree with Terri.
You know, Calvin...
Want somebody to respect you.
Ass so big, it look like two midgets in a sleeping bag!
Say, Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug.
You think he did that? - Damn, girl, you gossiping already?
Mind your business.
to anybody and any knucklehead round here in the city of Chicago...
Okay. - You want something to eat, baby?
I don't know.
Put me down.
Come on, man. This thing heavy.
Did you see me drink it? - I didn't have to, you asked about it.
We need to talk.
Girl, you got a great future behind you.
And how it feels and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
I'm all right. - Hey, what happened across the street?
He ain't to stunt on nobody. He had on leather pants.
All right. Thank you, Mr. Wallace. Okay.
My father died broke...
Hannah Montana the movie
You gonna cause a scene in public for $5?
Don't you ever do that shit again man. - Are you crazy?
I put a big pink sign said Do, Not, Drank, Me
I was wondering...
What more do you want?
What do you mean, nothing? What the heck is that smell?
Whatchu mean it don't belong to you, man no Nigga i don't want it, you keep the motherfukka keep the shit
Hey, babe, me and her, mostly me, I tell you!
No I don't want it i don't want it keep the fukkin packet nigga Take this packet do i look like Carl Lewis? do i look like Lawrence Taylor? do i look like Malik Williams?
That's the problem with y'all today. Y'all don't know nothing.
Come on, man, this thing heavy, dog.
He freaking everything and everybody!
Run nigga!
I'm getting a headache. I just paid you $10!
How much them roses cost? $2 or $3?
Kaylee. Do you want to go to Easy A/C. Or, the pink plumber. Or, edru skate-a-rama or, happy's pizza or, belle tire or, rpm auto sales!
Hey, I got ask you a question. - Who this?
Tearing Rosa Parks down?
to let him pull you back. - I ain't having this conversation.
MAN, FUCK DONALD TRUMP!
How's Jennifer? - She getting big.
You want some ratatouille for dinner?
Forget about the cash.
Get out and get it! - Why I got to get out to get it?
No? All right. Come here. Let me show you something.
You with me? - Yo.
No, that's okay, Grandma. I'm going be out back at the tool shed.
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Don't go out and buy a Range Rover when you living with your mama.
Hey, Terri.... - What?
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Then I'll Squatch it like a bug instead. Then I'll take your PlayStation and computer. Face it. I'm in charge here.
Where I come from, to have girth is a sign of opulence.
We wouldn't be doing this if you'd locked... - I did lock the door.
He don't boil his ribs. - I like them.
and she know Martin Luther King, and they got a lot of publicity.
You sit down. You need to hear this, too.
Damn!
Got the Shoes
She's only the founder of the modern civil rights movement.
I don't need Oprah's house.
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My bad!!
Hey, what's up, big guy? - What's up, player?
You got the shoes.
Three days, front chair, no customers. What's up?
Megan The Stallon did it
Yo, peep this out. - Yo, what's up?
Let's go.
I can't do this no more. - Do what?
Yeah, whatever, man. Where we going?
Hold tight. It's mathematics, cuz.
Heavens, no. Who would tell you such a thing?
With your higher education, how come you only talk about me?
If you got a problem with that...