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And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
I said I didn't have to see you drink it... - Oh, shit.
I'll whup into you like that, boy.
What you mean, nothing? What the hell is that smell?
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Look at Biggie, Heavy D.
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You know what? He need to hear this. You sit down.
The Viagra ain't working for you?
What you laughing at? - Don't hate on me 'cause you a sellout.
vexes me, to be honest.
Man, we ain't even supposed to be in here.
Muuustard on the beat Hoe!
I got that plate number.
There's three things that black people need to tell the truth about.
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Who took my eggs??
College boy.
what it said, it was pretty, too.
I mean, why you want to play him like that?
and it's a five-bedroom, four-and-a-half bath...
Mind Your Business
It's okay. Take your time. Oh, my boo.
What the hell is this?
I wanta watch A Bug Life (1998)
No, Calvin, you keep that, man. I know you need it.
I thought you said go. - I did not say go!
You know this neighborhood. It's getting worse every day.
Your what? What you say?
Who drank my goddamn St. Ides Yo Lisa, stop cussin, this ain't Def Comedy Jam or Kings of Comedy
No! No! No!
All right, man?
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DVDs, CDs.
Worth saving?
Player, you lock your door? - Yeah, I ain't stupid. Come on.
What's up?
I'll do you next.
Oh, no. Hey. I'll go get the Band-Aid.
Just right around the corner.
What's wrong? Why didn't you answer the door? You knew it was me!
Thug nasty nasty Thug
Why you come over here, dog?
Hannah Montana the movie 2009
That's Monday to Saturday, except Sunday, when we're closed.
Okay. - No.
To make that paper, you see what I'm saying?
One, Rodney King should have got his ass beat...
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Stop playing.
not to put no cash machine in his store...
Thanks.
You gotta pay me. - Pay you?
That's double.
And, if it doesn't work out, you know, you can always just go work for my uncle.
Nope.
And now you.
To me it sound like you got a little haterism in your game.
No. - All of them, baby.
Fire Dusty…
Her husband caught her in a prime hoochie-koochie with another man!
Go home! Just go home. It's over.
But when you're at the barbershop, you keep your mouth shut.
Brian who?
All I know is, he can pack and stand his ass on that corner all he want to.
Why are your keys Jingling out there? Come in this room and see what happens.
Everybody up in here knows this.
It's cool.
It was a whole lot of black folk sat down on buses...
What you mean? - I don't want it. You keep it.
it got two shells wrapped around it, just like a clam.
What you wanna do?
You better not never let Sylvia Limon hear you talk like that.
Yeah, man, I wanted to get braided, but you know Terri, she be tripping.
talk about this?
Yo, Cal.
Fred, do not get this fool started on Martin Luther King!
Let's give it up. Come on.
You sold the shop? - You don't own the shop no more?
What color is it?
First get your shop open. Then start the rumors.
I'm on this convenience store thing, so somebody's getting locked up.
No, hey, Rick! No, man!
Help me!
is gonna yield a 40-inch ass.
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Her act led to the movement and everything...
dot dot
That's cool. Just take it down.
They ain't going to be no hateration, or holleration in this dancery!!!
Get your ass here. Leave the boys alone! Sit your old ass down!
Bless her.
I Wanna Watch My Braceface
Why not?
Watch it, Jimmy. - You a hater.
use a shoehorn ot get them on
and you don't even have the $20,000 I gave you this morning?
That boy ain't doing nothing but infomercials for bad credit.
Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson...
how the white man got his foot on your neck.
Can't get it up?
He believed and understood...
Don't touch my apple juice, or there will be repercussions.
That's all right!
Red Lobster is the IHOP of shellfish. That is not upscale.
It's gonna be called The Barbershop. I'll keep that same theme going.
I had this opportunity to get this Job last month.
You know you wrong, keep on walking.
I'm cool, man. - Forget you.
How did you do this for 40 years?
Thank you.
Bring your ass back over here! - Lucky I ain't got my Jordans on!
We'll take you inside and get your information.
Hey, hold up... - Why'd you touch my apple juice?
and frustrated...
Jimmy, what are you doing?
Anyway, I do find it amusing that the people...
Janelle called me and said that she saw Lester Wallace in here.
Well, you gonna have to tell them.