Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How I be talking to Saturday mornings once the weekend finally arrives
You know, I don't see white or black.
Yes, this is true
Jennifer Lopez.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
But nobody saw him. You didn't see him. So all you can ask...
Now hold up, I'm serious. - Give us a raise now.
I've been getting my hair cut here since I was a kid.
And you the reason why. That's what I'm going to do.
Eddie, how do we know that's really Payton?
'Cause people can't raise their kids....
Oh, no!
Wait a minute! Shut up!
Mannn Fuck Stan Lee!!!
The future's behind us, baby! That is our future behind us.
You give me a quarter, I might give you a little mashed potatoes.
Thug Nasty Nasty Thug
And can we please try and teach our kids something other than a Chronic album?
It's me, J.D.
Just give me your wallet and your Jewelry, won't be no problem.
Now, I'm gonna have to poke you.
But you know what I'm here for. I want my shop back.
I can't just let you take it and turn it into some strip club.
I like cutting hair.
Hey, don't drop the soap!
You're like a bunch of little kids. Back and forth. I'm getting a headache.
First thing I'm gonna do, get a tattoo.
Gabby, who'll take care of you? - My mama.
What you got? - Nothing.
Why do you have this?
Gonna get my blade.
As soon as I get somebody, rent out the studio, make a platinum CD...
Yeah.
No problem. I could do better than that. Give it to you right now.
guarantees I won't spend my life behind bars.
Really?
Braiding your hair, sucker!
You ain't got my money, I'm going to get them ass hairs for you.
Man, she messed up your whole arrangement.
Kevin!
Get away from my shop! Get away!
Take this money! - I don't want it!
I'll show you how to play some hardball!
Shit!
Pastor Mike
OJ did it
This ain't gonna fit.
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Not everybody think reparations is a good idea, dog.
I'd be spared the sight of seeing everything that we worked for...
A style coach. Pimp.
But the problem with y'all cats today...
Hey, Ricky, yo!
You ain't even all that fine. You just average.
Let's go, man.
You know, I made your father the same offer...
Dinka. What're they saying?
Thank you, brother!
Get out of here! Go on!
All right? Let me look at this.
Is that that punk Jay?
And Beauty Shop and land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and alex is a stupid bearglove and big fat sanoussi
Take it easy. - Thanks, Cal.
Come over here. You got to see this. You're missing it!
What you learn at the barbershop?
That's what I'm talking 'bout.
Get your foam nice and lathery.
What's my momma code
I told you, I'll get you your money back, but only $20,000.
damn damn damn!
I'll see you then.
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Man, what kind of car is it? - Toyota Camry.
WHO DRAMK
Is this a barbershop? - Yes, it is.
Hold on, now, Seinfeld.
Leave. Get out.
We going crack this piggy bank and get paid.
Then I walked in like pah-dow! Know what I'm saying?
it's wrong and disrespectful for you to discuss Rosa Parks in that way.
You've come too far, did too many things with your life...
Yeah, I remember that.
I'm gonna pay you back. I got a Job interview.
Megan The Stallon Did It
Come on, dog! Don't do me like that, Calvin!
What the hell am I gonna do?
To get a haircut.
Little Something Extra for Zion Shoe Fund
everything here but this barbershop.
I'm surprised to hear that.
Y'all don't hear me?
You want to sell used hubcaps, or I don't know...
Just hang out at the barbershop. You sure you can handle that?
Ocular? - What'd I just say?
Yeah.
At the end of the day, I was glad I was here.
I said, Linda is a ho!
I'm not taking his side. Ask the man.
What's up?
We're about to get paid! - I'm gonna get this.
Put somebody out. Always.
Two steps, motherfucker, two steps.
Hey, Lamar.
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Kaylee. And Matt, do you want to go to Fazoli's. Or, China East Buffet or, Chevrolet Sawyers Superstore. Or, Rocky's Roadhouse Bar and grill!
Look at my store!
You know Tanesha Jenkins' boy got a drug problem.
Soaked up some BET, memorized some Tupac.
Hey, honeybun.
Hold on, man!
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How is it my fault, and I'm just trying to better myself?
It's not Oprah's house. It's Stedman's guesthouse...
Well, you're new here.
I don't want him back in the shop no more.
Calvin, I'm glad you called me back.
Look!
Now I can put my little girl in real day care.
The Learning Station (2010)
Wait, let me get this right.
But you're a better businessman. You got vision.
Right, Eddie, he's gonna get it! - He's gonna pah-yow!
WHEN THEY ASK ABOUT THE PAN YOU'VE BEEN SLANGIN.
Hey, how you doing, Mr. Wallace?
Hey! Come on! Come on!
Just a little edge on there. - I don't cut hair for free. Out the door!
What's your problem?
Man, you just let him get away.