Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get out of here, man. - You ain't right, Calvin, you ain't right, man.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Come on. We're about to get paid, baby!

Look, we had welfare and affirmative action.

That's cool. I'm not gonna get worked up.

You're welcome, my beautiful black sister.

Well, it has been a whole two years since you took over the barbershop.

Before you know it, everybody'll be walking around with a patch in their head.

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and Hannah Montana and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Now you're using your head.

Matt, go upstairs, change your shirt and get cleaned up.

than black people, Isaac can own a black barbershop.

you get this one half off. - Don't come back, man.

Small possibility.

Got me feeling all gentle.

That's Sweetness all right.

Ain't that right?

Ain't nothing to see here.

No, I'm afraid it isn't.

See, I was next. - No, I was here earlier.

Apparently, neither can lndian folks. Give me! Move!

I'm Crazy Howard.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Man, I love this place.

and you said she... - Ho!

I'm never coming in this shop again.

with a fondness for poetry.

Shut Your Mouth You SmartyBoy NoBody Likes You

Drink to that, baby.

I'm taIking about that smash-and-grab with that ATM the other night.

Billy, stop this car, man!

I got an announcement to make.

Come on, Mr. Wallace.

Bring that nothing on. Come on.

This is a whole new venture for us, baby.

Put that towel on his face.

Baby cuz I'm a THUG!

Black people supposed to be getting some money called reparations.

Come on. I got some time. Come on, real quick.

That's exactly where you started.

You know what? You're right.

I know it wasn't me. I'm lactose intolerant.

You almost electrocuted yourself this morning.

by a man named Pablo Neruda.

And you can get some trim.

He ain't going to cause no problem around here.

Max and Ruby (2001)

Don't you mean seniority?

In my day, a barber was a counselor.

Still couldn't hear nothing.

That's what I got to say!

No warning? That's it?

Hey, did you hear...

I probably won't ever even go to school, but I'm gonna do something with my life.

Eddie, what you doing, man?

No, I don't understand.

Well, I'm Chi-Town's finest.

Kay, stop getting into stuff!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Yes, this is true

But your father, he believed in something, Cal.

pay rent whenever they wanted to, and we're in debt because of that.

So, got some good news for me? - No.

On the subJect of the money I gave you this morning...

Honey, cover your face now.

Hannah Montana (2008)

When Chris go to a Restaurant and they don’t serve fries

Like them stolen car parts over there.

Go on, get out of the room there, girl!

What are you singing at?

You know, this ain't nothing but healthy conversation. That's all.

Damn. You need a Band-Aid, man. I'm going to go get that for you.

You know you kept moving. - What're you talking about?

Jews didn't get money, the Holocaust survivors got the money.

Baby, you have no idea how proud I am of you.

Hold on, listen. Yo, Fred.

You finish that up. Put that on there. Put that on the side over there.

And I damn sure wouldn't be out here freezing my balls off.

Mind your business.

What the hell did he just say? - He said in Africa, fat people got loot.

And Lunchables pizza To Your Room and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

I'm going to get some 25s.

You better not never let Sylvia Limon hear you talking like that.

Philly Sub be like....

I can't put that on my lot, man. I got a reputation to think about.

And I lined him up in this chair...

The mathematics is correct, right? - That's good, right?

Clap them. Stomp them!

I wanna watch my piglet and kill bill volume 7 and hit your head on Cody maverick.

I said I'm not messing with my crazy-ass cousin no more. He too violent.

'Cause there is no money in it. It is brand new.

Lady, I don't care what it look like! It's my car.

Ricky's been keeping his nose clean ever since he's been working here.

Gave them the opportunity to be somebody!

I did not, I did not keep moving.

She can't breathe without it. Let us through.

No, India. PunJab State. Northwest side, close to Pakistan, though.

Calvin went out on a limb for you with this Job, man.

Stop cussing! This ain't Def Comedy Jam.

$20,000, that's your buyout.

Yeah, it came out your.... It dropped out your locker.

Would you please back up?

WHEN THEY ASK ABOUT THE PAN YOU'VE BEEN SLANGING.

The bank's not gonna give you another loan.

It's just some funky-ass apple juice. - This is my funky-ass apple juice.

He had to get that faded a little bit. So, I just....

I was just looking at these!

Recording studio? Have you forgotten?

I'm actually.... I applaud your virtuosity.

All I'm saying is, I done had a change of heart.

I'll have to spoon it on myself because y'all never get it right.