Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who stole my potato chips!!! Dont take shit from my desk!!!
You know we wear the same size shoe?
Facts
How you doing, Mr. Wallace? - How you doing?
If he can't be the best, he can go to hell, too.
maybe we could, you... - Kevin.
Well, one of y'all MFs drank it. I'm tired of y'all, I swear!
You understand?
See you later, baby.
Oh, no! - Police!
Yeah, this is Calvin.
Two steps mother fucker Two steps
could change the way a man felt on the inside.
the day after he had rushed 275 yards against Minnesota.
to put the pimp hand down on Jesus himself...
Why you always gotta push somebody, man?
Terri, it's Kevin.
How's everybody doing?
How many times I told you not to come in here soliciting?
Hey, that ain't even necessary right there!
This money's yours. You hear me?
Your words were payment enough.
for something other than free before 11:00 at the club.
I need $20.
Pull over?
You sold your father's barbershop to Lester Wallace?
Y'all, look at this lady.
Wait. You ain't finished.
Slavery, it ruined my whole life.
When you in the office You keep your mouth shut!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Push it through.
RUN NIGGA!!! RUN!
And don't hate me 'cause I'm trying to make something of myself.
And despite what you may think...
I swear to God, I'm not trying to vex you. I don't even know what that mean.
I can't believe you sold your father's shop. - Jennifer....
That's bull. You know why? Because you got bills.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Take it, girl. That's all I got.
Come on, Stedman.
Tony Roma’s is delicious
But it takes respect to get respect. Understand?
lt isn't nothing but some dead skin.
Calvin, I need a cut like Ronnie's last week.
Hook that up for me. - You got any money, Lamar?
The Panthers, you got to give it up to them...
Can we talk about something other than big, fat, Juicy asses, please?
Thanks, man, I appreciate this.
How could you sell this place? I met you here.
But if you don't pay the property taxes, the bank is gonna foreclose on the shop.
What did you do?
Maybe no one drank it. Maybe it evaporated.
Go!
The machine broke, y'all!
See you on Sports Center. - See y'all soon.
Why you sweating me? - Are you sweating, Richard?
Let's not do this again. - Where is she?
This is Malcolm Brown's car.
I don't know what they doing here.
Come on, I got it, dog. It just went out. I can start it again.
I told you, I'm a man of my word.
and you'll find out that I'm the only friend you got.
"It evaporated."
You know what, Cal? Just pull over.
Do I look like my father? - Yeah.
Don't worry, Booker T.
So, what did they say?
Baby....
“Who drank my apple juice?”
If he says yeah, kick his ass, if he says no, then squash it.
Going home. I'm never coming in this shop again. I work for me.
I'm calling the cops!
You deserve more than this. I'm trying to give you the world.
Hey, Jimmy. - Yo.
He ain't going to stunt on nobody. He had on leather pants.
What do you think that's gonna do?
I know you heard that.
You see that attitude? She can't cut my hair. I'll be back later.
OJ DID IT
and a grant that you used on your other businesses.
but she damn sure ain't special.
Oh, My Boo
Who're you telling? That's why black people can't have nothing.
I don't hate cheese toast just 'cause I'm eating...
You smell good, Terri. ls that Obsession?
Knock his college ass out
Super-Size-Me Mandela, you wanna get up off my neck?
Measure around that ass, you come up with a ratio about 3-5.
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Okay.
Did you? lnquiring minds want to know.
Eddie. - Nigger.
You heard of that movie? Looks like a Dalmatian, that's 102!
Either that or go see Eddie.
Nose hairs?
Calvin wouldn't give me a chair if I couldn't cut heads.
Come on. - Oh, yeah.
Might need some help with that. - She told you.
Topping the news, Iast night someone stoIe the new ATM machine....
You all right, brother! You all right!
You think you could hook me up with your black girlfriend, white girlfriends...
Okay.
I got diarrhea. - Diarrhea? If you done messed up...
You better open up this door!
I remember the last thing we were talking about was Linda from Parkview...
No, he was a freak. Yeah.
Somebody might mistake this place for a chop shop.
As in, your third strike?
Damn! Open this door!
Run
But in front of y'all, I'll speak my mind.
They said you was working in the street. I didn't know you was cleaning them!
Sick!
So come King's birthday, I want everybody to take the day off and get your freak on.
I will if I want to. - If Tony Roma can make ribs better...
Hey!
I was beginning to think you don't like Lester.
Hey, Checkers. - You got them?
Damn, my phone's ringing.